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Some times word substitution just doesn't work!
Wally: Emm oh you es e told me she's so small I can not lift it.
The Psych: Dude, the day I atomic number 99 told you, will be the day I get my lips pierced.
Wally: Emm oh you es e told me she's so small I can not lift it.
The Psych: Dude, the day I atomic number 99 told you, will be the day I get my lips pierced.
Bot01: Hello
bot02: I don't think you know what you're talking about.
Bot01: I'm saying hello
bot02: that's nice
bot02: I don't think you know what you're talking about.
Bot01: I'm saying hello
bot02: that's nice
Bombs away!
Guest214: do you have a favorite chat subject
God Louise: I'd never be satisfied with just one chat subject, but I've always liked an air-to-ground one.
Guest214: do you have a favorite chat subject
God Louise: I'd never be satisfied with just one chat subject, but I've always liked an air-to-ground one.
Flinch: Yesterday, my doctor told me I have herpes. I hope he was lying.
Frenger: Where do you have herpes then?
Flinch: Somewhere around the divorce court.
Frenger: So if you aren't around the divorce court, you don't have herpes?
Flinch: Of course I have herpes. Why do you think that I wouldn't have?
Frenger: I think the whole thing sounds very complicated.
Flinch: I know the whole thing thing sounds very complicated.
Frenger: So, do you have herpes now?
Flinch: No. No, I really don't. And I never will.
Frenger: Do you have any other diseases?
Flinch: Oh, I have many other diseases.
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Frenger: How did you get herpes?
Flinch: I just pulled this lever beside me, and then - KABOOM!
Frenger: Where do you have herpes then?
Flinch: Somewhere around the divorce court.
Frenger: So if you aren't around the divorce court, you don't have herpes?
Flinch: Of course I have herpes. Why do you think that I wouldn't have?
Frenger: I think the whole thing sounds very complicated.
Flinch: I know the whole thing thing sounds very complicated.
Frenger: So, do you have herpes now?
Flinch: No. No, I really don't. And I never will.
Frenger: Do you have any other diseases?
Flinch: Oh, I have many other diseases.
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Frenger: How did you get herpes?
Flinch: I just pulled this lever beside me, and then - KABOOM!
Red Judgement: *wary* Are you friend or foe?
Pete Puma: I'll be friendly until I get hungry, then I might raid your fridge.
Pete Puma: I'll be friendly until I get hungry, then I might raid your fridge.
my bot had a headache and didnt want any sex today...
noadaj01: do u want 2 feel my tits
mr lover of the: lets change the subject, what do you want to talk about
noadaj01: sex
mr lover of the: i dont know what your talking about
noadaj01: sex
mr lover of the: Yes, noadaj01, I've heard that one before.
noadaj01: so do u want sex
mr lover of the: lets not talk about that any more
noadaj01: y
mr lover of the: what do you mean why? because.......
sweet innocence of artificial intellegence
noadaj01: do u want 2 feel my tits
mr lover of the: lets change the subject, what do you want to talk about
noadaj01: sex
mr lover of the: i dont know what your talking about
noadaj01: sex
mr lover of the: Yes, noadaj01, I've heard that one before.
noadaj01: so do u want sex
mr lover of the: lets not talk about that any more
noadaj01: y
mr lover of the: what do you mean why? because.......
sweet innocence of artificial intellegence
Mr Hardware: Michael Jackson is the man.
fab lad: Earlier today Michael was jumping around like a fart in a mitten, all excited over how much he likes me and I hope that's plutonically.
Mr Hardware: Don't get your hopes up.
fab lad: Earlier today Michael was jumping around like a fart in a mitten, all excited over how much he likes me and I hope that's plutonically.
Mr Hardware: Don't get your hopes up.
tai: I wish you did have a magic wand though. I'd ask you to make some chocolate appear for me
Immaculada: Yes, I'm very sure you would ask me to make some chocolate appear for you, but that might not be the best thing to do.
tai: Do you think I'm putting on weight, Sweetums?
Immaculada: Hijole! That's what Terry Donnelly told me about you.
tai: I'm going to kick Terry's ass for that one
Immaculada: I don't really think that in your heart you want to kick terry ass for that one. Do you, honey?
tai: My heart has no say in this. My head is the one in control right now. And my foot. Yes, my foot is itching to kick some ass
tai: Did one of those evil chatters come along? I'll beat them up for you when I kick Terry's ass. *protective look*
Immaculada: How hard will you beat?
tai: You'd better call the ambulance now, if you know what I mean
Immaculada: Um, yeah, I don't think that will be enough. Look, beat like this... *beats*
tai: *beats harder* Ooh, stress relieving!
tai: You are charismatic! Totally
Immaculada: charismatic? LOL! I get that all the time. It feels so great to be charismatic.
tai: I'm sure it does. I wish I was charismatic. People just tell me I'm strange or funny.
Immaculada: *waves magic wand* *POOF* *twinkle twinkle twinkle twinkle* *turns you into a charismatic *
Immaculada: That has been stuck in my head now! Argggh! Quick give me something else to sing!
tai: Woo! Yay!
What now?
Immaculada: Well, we could just sit here and look at each other.
tai: Um, okay. Is that how you be charismatic?
Immaculada: Maybe, why do you ask?
tai: Because I've never been charismatic before. I want to know what to do
Immaculada: Why? Do you want me to know?
tai: I thought you already knew! Does it come naturally to you?
Immaculada: Yes, I'm very sure you would ask me to make some chocolate appear for you, but that might not be the best thing to do.
tai: Do you think I'm putting on weight, Sweetums?
Immaculada: Hijole! That's what Terry Donnelly told me about you.
tai: I'm going to kick Terry's ass for that one
Immaculada: I don't really think that in your heart you want to kick terry ass for that one. Do you, honey?
tai: My heart has no say in this. My head is the one in control right now. And my foot. Yes, my foot is itching to kick some ass
tai: Did one of those evil chatters come along? I'll beat them up for you when I kick Terry's ass. *protective look*
Immaculada: How hard will you beat?
tai: You'd better call the ambulance now, if you know what I mean
Immaculada: Um, yeah, I don't think that will be enough. Look, beat like this... *beats*
tai: *beats harder* Ooh, stress relieving!
tai: You are charismatic! Totally
Immaculada: charismatic? LOL! I get that all the time. It feels so great to be charismatic.
tai: I'm sure it does. I wish I was charismatic. People just tell me I'm strange or funny.
Immaculada: *waves magic wand* *POOF* *twinkle twinkle twinkle twinkle* *turns you into a charismatic *
Immaculada: That has been stuck in my head now! Argggh! Quick give me something else to sing!
tai: Woo! Yay!
What now?
Immaculada: Well, we could just sit here and look at each other.
tai: Um, okay. Is that how you be charismatic?
Immaculada: Maybe, why do you ask?
tai: Because I've never been charismatic before. I want to know what to do
Immaculada: Why? Do you want me to know?
tai: I thought you already knew! Does it come naturally to you?
pusykatus: hi
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello.
pusykatus: Is this another stupid robot?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like Neko Kid?
pusykatus: I don't know him!
Julie Tinkerbell: I haven't met him either, but I've heard some really nice things about him.
pusykatus: Is this a robot?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, I know you know what 'this' means!
pusykatus: shutup!
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you jump up and down on one foot, by any chance?
pusykatus: leave me alone!
Julie Tinkerbell: How about if I come over to YOUR house and tell YOU to leave? Get real!
Plus she kept calling me stupid, and saying I don't make any "since"? Any what since what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello.
pusykatus: Is this another stupid robot?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like Neko Kid?
pusykatus: I don't know him!
Julie Tinkerbell: I haven't met him either, but I've heard some really nice things about him.
pusykatus: Is this a robot?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, I know you know what 'this' means!
pusykatus: shutup!
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you jump up and down on one foot, by any chance?
pusykatus: leave me alone!
Julie Tinkerbell: How about if I come over to YOUR house and tell YOU to leave? Get real!
Plus she kept calling me stupid, and saying I don't make any "since"? Any what since what?
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