Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Yo. Omniscient one. She was talking to ME. So *I* will bring the Mace. I'm sure you can pack more of a wallop than that.

She?? You must be referring to Immaculada, right?

Because me, I'm *definitely* a HE!

*adopts masculine pose*

yes

I knew that.

But, um... if you're bringing the Mace... should I be worried about what Goddess over there is going to bring along?

Just myself. That's plenty.

hello ppl wahts goin on right now in da bar? i dun realli want to read all that stuff, can someone just give meh an update??

Oh Duo don't be silly - I wasn't going to watch, I was going to stream it live to the Internet and charge for access... enough viewers and I can buy Frizella a big diamond!!

Listen you all have taken so much time discussing this that I have throughly dried out, so forget the shower! Besides no one talked to me about cutting me in on the deal on the live internet stream.

well lets see... after equipment expenses, overhead charges, internet fees, hosting fees, site development, marketing and my take, I can offer you.. hmmmm.. 8% of the gross. Deal?

Oh I forgot to mention, I would expect a conservative 1000 viewers at $12.95 per shower, so that's $12,950 which gives you a cool $1,036 each time. 2 showers a day is an income of over $727,000 a year assuming you take two weeks of vacation

You have put waaaaay to much thought into that.


Okay people, I have a suggestion that will take care of arguments regarding colours for redecoration and give us a chance to work through any disagreements between Mario's gang and any other factions . . .

*Places paint ball guns and associated equipment on the bar*

Don't forget to grab goggles to protect your eyes. Ammunition is available in a wide range of colours, so load up with colours of choice, pick your sides and lets repaint the walls commando style!

Paint? Why paint?