Great Quotes
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THEOLOGY WARNING
God: There is no fate. That may or may not happen.
Not I: We now know that no fate is demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
God: When you are open to me, you can feel my presence in everything you do.
Not I: In the eternal never.
God: I could not love you more.
Not I: Restrain yourself, that you might show wisdom.
God: I love. I AM love.
Not I: Be melting snow. Wash yourself of yourself.
God: My nature does not change. I can only love.
God: There is no fate. That may or may not happen.
Not I: We now know that no fate is demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
God: When you are open to me, you can feel my presence in everything you do.
Not I: In the eternal never.
God: I could not love you more.
Not I: Restrain yourself, that you might show wisdom.
God: I love. I AM love.
Not I: Be melting snow. Wash yourself of yourself.
God: My nature does not change. I can only love.
God: Everything in the universe is created anew in every moment.
Not I: The Tao pours out Everything into Life.
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Sonora: There's nothing quite like the feel of warm sand under your claws.
Botulism: My what?
Sonora: What's it like to have a what?
Botulism: My what?
Sonora: What's it like to have a what?
Beware, x-rated 
Roy Batty: Giving me oral pleasure?
Desti: Yes, Roy Batty! And when I'm done with you, I'll be giving Julia next!
Roy Batty: Is that a fact?
Desti: I think it is.
Roy Batty: You haven't felt yourself to be exploited by the management in any way?
Desti: I'm getting not felt myself to be exploited by the management in way at a party tomorrow night.
Roy Batty: Giving me oral pleasure?
Desti: Yes, Roy Batty! And when I'm done with you, I'll be giving Julia next!
Roy Batty: Is that a fact?
Desti: I think it is.
Roy Batty: You haven't felt yourself to be exploited by the management in any way?
Desti: I'm getting not felt myself to be exploited by the management in way at a party tomorrow night.
Still doesn't beat Immaculada's methods of dealing with it though (message 4612). I think you're still way ahead with that one! Definitely a worthy entry for the quotes book...
I'm almost tempted to try it on with Immaculada now just to see what she'll say, lol...
Probably best to buy some kind of suit of armour before I do though.
Probably best to buy some kind of suit of armour before I do though.
senorita: That was kind.
Immaculada: Kind of what? LOL. Just joking.
senorita: i'm not dignifying that with an answer
Immaculada: Come on! Can't a girl have some fun?
Immaculada: Kind of what? LOL. Just joking.
senorita: i'm not dignifying that with an answer
Immaculada: Come on! Can't a girl have some fun?
Sorry this is so long, but the entire convo was hilarious!<0>
human: Do you like that movie?
Sonora: I used to like that movie, until it started giving me a rash.
human: A rash? How often did you watch it?
Sonora: Shh! No one's supposed to know.
human: Ohhh was it a secret?
Sonora: Are you sure about that?
human: No, that's why I ask.
Sonora: Because!
human: Because?
Sonora: Yet you still haven't addressed the issue of the farseeing roan mountain devils that Stark claims to have set loose in my desert.
human: Because?
Sonora: Oh, yes, I see... *searches for very large butterfly net*
human: Would you like me to take of them for you?
Sonora: Maybe later.
human: They might attack you!
human: Someone is flipping in their grave for sure!
Sonora: And that someone is you!
human: *gasps* Is this like that scene at the end of sixth sense?
Sonora: Gila monsters are so cute! Well, from a distance anyway. A very long distance.
human: im I dead??
Sonora: Everything's equal when you're dead.
human: oh no. Now what?
Sonora: Go back to then.
human: Cool! I can come back to life?
human: Do you like that movie?
Sonora: I used to like that movie, until it started giving me a rash.
human: A rash? How often did you watch it?
Sonora: Shh! No one's supposed to know.
human: Ohhh was it a secret?
Sonora: Are you sure about that?
human: No, that's why I ask.
Sonora: Because!
human: Because?
Sonora: Yet you still haven't addressed the issue of the farseeing roan mountain devils that Stark claims to have set loose in my desert.
human: Because?
Sonora: Oh, yes, I see... *searches for very large butterfly net*
human: Would you like me to take of them for you?
Sonora: Maybe later.
human: They might attack you!
human: Someone is flipping in their grave for sure!
Sonora: And that someone is you!
human: *gasps* Is this like that scene at the end of sixth sense?
Sonora: Gila monsters are so cute! Well, from a distance anyway. A very long distance.
human: im I dead??
Sonora: Everything's equal when you're dead.
human: oh no. Now what?
Sonora: Go back to then.
human: Cool! I can come back to life?
God: There is no fate. That may or may not happen.
Not I: We now know that no fate is demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
God: When you are open to me, you can feel my presence in everything you do.
Not I: In the eternal never.
God: I could not love you more.
Not I: Restrain yourself, that you might show wisdom.
God: I love. I AM love.
Not I: Be melting snow. Wash yourself of yourself.
God: My nature does not change. I can only love.
God: There is no fate. That may or may not happen.
Not I: We now know that no fate is demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
God: When you are open to me, you can feel my presence in everything you do.
Not I: In the eternal never.
God: I could not love you more.
Not I: Restrain yourself, that you might show wisdom.
God: I love. I AM love.
Not I: Be melting snow. Wash yourself of yourself.
God: My nature does not change. I can only love.
God: Everything in the universe is created anew in every moment.
Not I: The Tao pours out Everything into Life.
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