Seasons

Click "Okay" to confirm which players you're playing (I assume you've selected both blues, so it's been changed from the default?)

ps: I'd advise a flank opening unless you're happy for the carnage to take immediate effect - the bishops are automatically inter-fianchettoed once you move the pawns!

Kg1

Uh, the king's already on g1 by my reckoning - he hasn't moved since he castled at move 11

1. c4 e5
2. Nc3 Nf6
3. Nf3 d6
4. d4 xd4
5. Nxd4 Be7
6. g3 c5
7. Nc2 Bf5
8. Ne3 Be6
9. Bg2 Nc6
10. b3 Ng4
11. 0-0 Bf6
12. Bb2 Be5
13. Qc1 Qf6
14. Ne4 Qh6
15. Nxg4 Bxg4
16. Qxh6 gxh6
17. Rb1 0-0
18. e3 Bf5
19. Bxe5 dxe5
20. Rbd1 Bxe4
21. Bxe4 f5
22. Bf3 e4
23. Bh5 Rad8
24. Rd5 Rxd5
25. cxd5 Nb4
26. d6 Rd8
27. Rd1 Nd3
28. g4 f4
29. g5 hxg5
30. f3 fxe3
31. fxe4 Rxd6

Oh... So it looks like this, with Black in upper case?

......K.
PP.....P
...R....
..P...Pb
....p...
.p.NP...
p......p
...r..k.

?

Yes, that's how I make it.

If so, I will do Be2

a5

Ah, I have the BJ thing working now...

[Leaps from Jacuzzi. "HEEIAH! HEIAAGH!" (destroys several pawns with martial arts blows) Vrrrrmmmmmmm-SCREEEEECH-WHAM!FOOOM! (destroys several pieces in car chase with modified Rolls-Royce) "Death to enemies of the Empire - I mean, the Commonwealth!!!" Pweeng! Pweeng! (takes out two enemy queens with silenced pistol) WHOMP! (sets off plastic explosives) Oooh! (mates one king) Aaaaaaaaaah! (Mates the other king. Leaps back into Jacuzzi).

Well, that was fun!

Bxd3

WHOMP! (sets off plastic explosives) Now that's reptilian! way to go

Thank you, Bildgesmythe! I can be cold-blooded when I need to be!

Bxd3

Rd4

Kf1