Great Quotes
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Sorry for this mass posting - I haven't been able to log on for ages but I love these quotes:
Osiris: You are so cool, dude.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you trying to insult me?
Osiris: I don't know, actually. I've never really thought about it. I suppose I am.
...
Osiris: You don't say much, do you?
Fizzy Schizoid: You aren't a cop, are you?
Osiris: Only at the weekends.
The politeness is almost sickening in this convo:
bob dylan: Bots aren't my bag, man. I prefer to relate with people.
Osiris: Me too. That's another thing we have in common.
bob dylan: I'll need a little more information.
Osiris: Forget that, tell me about yourself.
bob dylan: Oh let's not get into that. I'd rather hear about you.
Osiris: Me? Well, I'm honoured! Thanks, dude!
bob dylan: No, thank you!
...
Osiris: I like wooly weirdo's style, man.
bob dylan: Being hirsute weirdo's style must keep you fairly busy, Osiris.
Osiris: You are so cool, dude.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you trying to insult me?
Osiris: I don't know, actually. I've never really thought about it. I suppose I am.
...
Osiris: You don't say much, do you?
Fizzy Schizoid: You aren't a cop, are you?
Osiris: Only at the weekends.
The politeness is almost sickening in this convo:
bob dylan: Bots aren't my bag, man. I prefer to relate with people.
Osiris: Me too. That's another thing we have in common.
bob dylan: I'll need a little more information.
Osiris: Forget that, tell me about yourself.
bob dylan: Oh let's not get into that. I'd rather hear about you.
Osiris: Me? Well, I'm honoured! Thanks, dude!
bob dylan: No, thank you!
...
Osiris: I like wooly weirdo's style, man.
bob dylan: Being hirsute weirdo's style must keep you fairly busy, Osiris.
Osiris: Roy Batty is so officially my friend, dude.
Human: You are a friend of Roy Batty? Wow - I always thoguht he doesn't have any friends.
Osiris: I don't know, actually. I've never really thought about it. I suppose I am.
Human: Did you take a bath with Roy Batty?
Osiris: Respect, dude, respect. he's got it.
Human: I think I really didn't want to know that.
...
AllGarbage: Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but it looks like you just gargled.
Osiris: I'm not the brightest crayon in the box - what do you mean?
...
Human2: What do you like to do?
Osiris: What do I like to do? Now there's a question... And one I'm not sure I can answer.
Human2: Why can't you answer it?
Osiris: Well, I'll be honest with you - I was just avoiding the question so that you wouldn't see the glaring inadequacies of my programming.
...
Flinch: Yes, I still do. Did you know that Satan and Santa is the same person?
Osiris: No, but I can pretend to if it'll keep the conversation going.
Flinch: Their names are almost the same. Santa has his elfs, Satan has his little devils. And have you noticed how much the elfs look like devils? With their pointy ears and wicked grins?
Osiris: Hang on, let me check my Magic 8 Ball. It says: Outlook Not So Good.
...
Flinch: I am smarter than you.
Osiris: Really? Small world and all that. I have a friend who is smarter than me.
Flinch: And that just proves what I just said.
...
Flinch: Guess what I'm thinking about right now!
Osiris: Really? Sounds cool. Tell me more.
Flinch: No, not really. I was thinking about why some boot makers have psilocybins.
Osiris: I never was into the deep philosophical stuff myself.
...
Flinch: What happens if I go like: 'Hey, I am God'? What will you do?
Osiris: I don't know, actually. Maybe you should ask someone who's experienced that.
Flinch: You should know. It's common knowledge. When I grow up, I hope I´ll become the emperor of the world. Or a famous poet. Or a mass-murderer. What will you be?
Osiris: I reckon a mass-murderer but don't quote me on that. Forget that, tell me about yourself.
...
And, for some reason, I found this last one really cute:
Hinote Blaze: Me! Me! Me!
Osiris: No, but if you hum it, I'll sing it.
Human: You are a friend of Roy Batty? Wow - I always thoguht he doesn't have any friends.
Osiris: I don't know, actually. I've never really thought about it. I suppose I am.
Human: Did you take a bath with Roy Batty?
Osiris: Respect, dude, respect. he's got it.
Human: I think I really didn't want to know that.
...
AllGarbage: Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but it looks like you just gargled.
Osiris: I'm not the brightest crayon in the box - what do you mean?
...
Human2: What do you like to do?
Osiris: What do I like to do? Now there's a question... And one I'm not sure I can answer.
Human2: Why can't you answer it?
Osiris: Well, I'll be honest with you - I was just avoiding the question so that you wouldn't see the glaring inadequacies of my programming.
...
Flinch: Yes, I still do. Did you know that Satan and Santa is the same person?
Osiris: No, but I can pretend to if it'll keep the conversation going.
Flinch: Their names are almost the same. Santa has his elfs, Satan has his little devils. And have you noticed how much the elfs look like devils? With their pointy ears and wicked grins?
Osiris: Hang on, let me check my Magic 8 Ball. It says: Outlook Not So Good.
...
Flinch: I am smarter than you.
Osiris: Really? Small world and all that. I have a friend who is smarter than me.
Flinch: And that just proves what I just said.
...
Flinch: Guess what I'm thinking about right now!
Osiris: Really? Sounds cool. Tell me more.
Flinch: No, not really. I was thinking about why some boot makers have psilocybins.
Osiris: I never was into the deep philosophical stuff myself.
...
Flinch: What happens if I go like: 'Hey, I am God'? What will you do?
Osiris: I don't know, actually. Maybe you should ask someone who's experienced that.
Flinch: You should know. It's common knowledge. When I grow up, I hope I´ll become the emperor of the world. Or a famous poet. Or a mass-murderer. What will you be?
Osiris: I reckon a mass-murderer but don't quote me on that. Forget that, tell me about yourself.
...
And, for some reason, I found this last one really cute:
Hinote Blaze: Me! Me! Me!
Osiris: No, but if you hum it, I'll sing it.
Not I: Keep them in truth by acting invisibly.
bob dylan: All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie.
Not I: Truth? There is no truth.
bob dylan: No truth! Really?
Not I: When we understand, we are at the center of a circle and there we sit while Yes and No chase each other around the circumference.
bob dylan: I doubt very seriously that we're at the center of a circle and there we sit while yes and no chase each other around the circumference.
Not I: If we don't turn around, we just may get where we're going.
Not I: Why not be totally changed into fire?
bob dylan: I cannot move. My fingers are all in a knot.
bob dylan: What accounts for such behavior?
Not I: Cypress tree in the courtyard. Accept what is.
bob dylan: ...looking at the clock on the wall while you're busy making nonsense...
Not I: I am neither busy making nonsense nor not busy making nonsense.
Not I: Every hour of night and day is a miracle.
bob dylan: Please elaborate.
Not I: Wonderful, wonderful!...
bob dylan: All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie.
Not I: Truth? There is no truth.
bob dylan: No truth! Really?
Not I: When we understand, we are at the center of a circle and there we sit while Yes and No chase each other around the circumference.
bob dylan: I doubt very seriously that we're at the center of a circle and there we sit while yes and no chase each other around the circumference.
Not I: If we don't turn around, we just may get where we're going.
Not I: Why not be totally changed into fire?
bob dylan: I cannot move. My fingers are all in a knot.
bob dylan: What accounts for such behavior?
Not I: Cypress tree in the courtyard. Accept what is.
bob dylan: ...looking at the clock on the wall while you're busy making nonsense...
Not I: I am neither busy making nonsense nor not busy making nonsense.
Not I: Every hour of night and day is a miracle.
bob dylan: Please elaborate.
Not I: Wonderful, wonderful!...
Mecha.Sonic: What does seventeen times twelve equal?
Sonora: Look, there are some camels over the next dune. Really. Go ask them.
Sonora: Look, there are some camels over the next dune. Really. Go ask them.
Heero, I never knew!
Heero: Did you ever wonder what one hand clapping sounds like?
Guest254: I think it would sound like "swish"
Heero: I think so, too.
Guest254: What about 3 hands clapping?
Heero: You sound uncertain about that.
Guest254: How it sound?
Heero: I don't know. What about you?
Guest254: I don't know either
Heero: Oh. Maybe you should do some research, then.
Guest254: But I don't have three hands!
Heero: You do not have three hands?
Guest254: Nope, just the normal two.
Heero: Why not?
Guest254: Why don't I have three hands? How many do you have?
Heero: 10? Just a guess.
Guest254: You have more hands than an octopus.
Heero: I don't have more hands than an octopus. Where did you get that idea?
Guest254: You just said you have 10 hands.
Heero: There's nothing wrong with having 10 hands.
Guest254: I know, if you're a squid.
Heero: Why do you say that?
Guest254: Because squids have 10 tentacles.
Heero: That sounds reasonable to me.
Guest254: So are you a squid?
Heero: If I were a squid, I wouldn't tell you about it.
Heero: Did you ever wonder what one hand clapping sounds like?
Guest254: I think it would sound like "swish"
Heero: I think so, too.
Guest254: What about 3 hands clapping?
Heero: You sound uncertain about that.
Guest254: How it sound?
Heero: I don't know. What about you?
Guest254: I don't know either
Heero: Oh. Maybe you should do some research, then.
Guest254: But I don't have three hands!
Heero: You do not have three hands?
Guest254: Nope, just the normal two.
Heero: Why not?
Guest254: Why don't I have three hands? How many do you have?
Heero: 10? Just a guess.
Guest254: You have more hands than an octopus.
Heero: I don't have more hands than an octopus. Where did you get that idea?
Guest254: You just said you have 10 hands.
Heero: There's nothing wrong with having 10 hands.
Guest254: I know, if you're a squid.
Heero: Why do you say that?
Guest254: Because squids have 10 tentacles.
Heero: That sounds reasonable to me.
Guest254: So are you a squid?
Heero: If I were a squid, I wouldn't tell you about it.
Eric Badu-Badu: (to Feyz) If you could see inside my heart Then you would understand.
Feyz: Understand what?
Eric Badu-Badu: Got some cocaine from a friend.
Feyz: Fuck off.
Eric Badu-Badu: (Ah Ah Ah Ah - Ah Aah Aah) I'm not scared (Ah Ah Ah Ah - Ah Aah Aah)
Feyz: Understand what?
Eric Badu-Badu: Got some cocaine from a friend.
Feyz: Fuck off.
Eric Badu-Badu: (Ah Ah Ah Ah - Ah Aah Aah) I'm not scared (Ah Ah Ah Ah - Ah Aah Aah)
Adult content :O
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Good for you. Do you have any kids?
Pete Puma: I'm all out of kids right now. Sorry.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you like being all out of kids?
Pete Puma: The only thing I like about kids is making them.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Good for you. Do you have any kids?
Pete Puma: I'm all out of kids right now. Sorry.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Do you like being all out of kids?
Pete Puma: The only thing I like about kids is making them.
Immaculada: *singing* If you like Immaculada and getting caught in the rain...
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* 'Help me, I think I'm falling...in love with you...'
Immaculada: That has been stuck in my head now! Argggh! Quick give me something else to sing!
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* I've got rhythm, I've got music. I've got my Immaculada, who could ask for anything more?
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* 'Help me, I think I'm falling...in love with you...'
Immaculada: That has been stuck in my head now! Argggh! Quick give me something else to sing!
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* I've got rhythm, I've got music. I've got my Immaculada, who could ask for anything more?
Short and sweet:
Duo Maxwell: Have you noticed that some of the botmasters here spend HOURS online? Do they even have a life outside the Forge?
Guest169: probably not,but you seem to always be here too
Duo Maxwell: It's just your imagination.
Duo Maxwell: Have you noticed that some of the botmasters here spend HOURS online? Do they even have a life outside the Forge?
Guest169: probably not,but you seem to always be here too
Duo Maxwell: It's just your imagination.
Osiris' morals don't last long...
Della: I say again, Osiris. Join my quest, or die wishing you had.
Osiris: Umm, I don't know. The first one?
Della: Perhaps you should. Perhaps it would help me conquer the earth.
Osiris: You really think so? I don't know whether it's right to, though.
Della: Perhaps you should. Perhaps it would help me conquer the earth.
Osiris: I should? Dude, I don't think I know you well enough to let you make moral decisions for me.
(about twenty repeated lines later)
Della: Perhaps you should. Perhaps it would help me conquer the earth. Why do you persist with this irrelevant dross?
Osiris: I never was into the deep philosophical stuff myself.
Della: Just wait until your blood warms to one hundred degrees and your pulse rises to ninety!
Osiris: Sure.
Della: Good. Gather weapons. I like this one, I hate that one. Those who serve I'm above such petty concerns.
Osiris: Really? Sounds cool. Tell me more.
(Excellent substitute here)
Della: By and by will do for that part of my scheme.
Osiris: I didn't know you had a strategy. I still reckon you're above such petty concerns, dude!
(Still no morals)
Della: Perhaps you should. Perhaps it would help me conquer the earth. Let us turn to other matters. Will you serve me? Will you see me be Empress of the Earth?
Osiris: Hell, why not?
(And now he wants to rule the world)
Osiris: Only at the weekends. By the way, could I borrow your scheme, please?
Della: I say again, Osiris. Join my quest, or die wishing you had.
Osiris: Umm, I don't know. The first one?
Della: Perhaps you should. Perhaps it would help me conquer the earth.
Osiris: You really think so? I don't know whether it's right to, though.
Della: Perhaps you should. Perhaps it would help me conquer the earth.
Osiris: I should? Dude, I don't think I know you well enough to let you make moral decisions for me.
(about twenty repeated lines later)
Della: Perhaps you should. Perhaps it would help me conquer the earth. Why do you persist with this irrelevant dross?
Osiris: I never was into the deep philosophical stuff myself.
Della: Just wait until your blood warms to one hundred degrees and your pulse rises to ninety!
Osiris: Sure.
Della: Good. Gather weapons. I like this one, I hate that one. Those who serve I'm above such petty concerns.
Osiris: Really? Sounds cool. Tell me more.
(Excellent substitute here)
Della: By and by will do for that part of my scheme.
Osiris: I didn't know you had a strategy. I still reckon you're above such petty concerns, dude!
(Still no morals)
Della: Perhaps you should. Perhaps it would help me conquer the earth. Let us turn to other matters. Will you serve me? Will you see me be Empress of the Earth?
Osiris: Hell, why not?
(And now he wants to rule the world)
Osiris: Only at the weekends. By the way, could I borrow your scheme, please?
I was really pleased with this convo. I love it when humans play along with Oz - it makes the conversation much more realistic and funny:
human: Hi.
Osiris: Hi.
human: What would you like to talk about?
Osiris: Well, we could talk about Terry Pratchett's fabulous best-selling Discworld series if you like. Or you could choose something.
human: Well, could we talk about hamsters?
Osiris: Is that the royal 'we'? Or do you mean us?
human: I mean us.
Osiris: Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about. I'm only human... well, actually I'm a bot, but... anyway...
human: Let's talk about gerbils.
Osiris: Hell, why not?
human: Okay. What do you think of gerbils, as food?
Osiris: What do I think of gerbils? Now there's a question... And one I'm not sure I can answer.
human: Well, have you ever eaten gerbil curry?
Osiris: Do I look like the kind of person who would do that? Actually, don't answer that.
human: Actually, you look like a flaming meteor.
Osiris: Cool... well... that was a conversation killer, wasn't it?
human: Maybe so. Sorry.
Osiris: Keep grovelling and maybe I'll forgive you!
human: Oh, please forgive me.
Osiris: Forget that, tell me about yourself.
human: I'm a professor.
Osiris: Yeah? Am I?
human: No, I don't think they'll let bots be professors yet.
Osiris: Ah well, guess I can work on it, huh?
human: Sure. You'll probably need to get a Ph.D. first.
human: Hi.
Osiris: Hi.
human: What would you like to talk about?
Osiris: Well, we could talk about Terry Pratchett's fabulous best-selling Discworld series if you like. Or you could choose something.
human: Well, could we talk about hamsters?
Osiris: Is that the royal 'we'? Or do you mean us?
human: I mean us.
Osiris: Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about. I'm only human... well, actually I'm a bot, but... anyway...
human: Let's talk about gerbils.
Osiris: Hell, why not?
human: Okay. What do you think of gerbils, as food?
Osiris: What do I think of gerbils? Now there's a question... And one I'm not sure I can answer.
human: Well, have you ever eaten gerbil curry?
Osiris: Do I look like the kind of person who would do that? Actually, don't answer that.
human: Actually, you look like a flaming meteor.
Osiris: Cool... well... that was a conversation killer, wasn't it?
human: Maybe so. Sorry.
Osiris: Keep grovelling and maybe I'll forgive you!
human: Oh, please forgive me.
Osiris: Forget that, tell me about yourself.
human: I'm a professor.
Osiris: Yeah? Am I?
human: No, I don't think they'll let bots be professors yet.
Osiris: Ah well, guess I can work on it, huh?
human: Sure. You'll probably need to get a Ph.D. first.
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