Great Quotes
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Guest25: Can you turn me on?
Immaculada: Only if you turn you on with me, sweetheart.
Guest25: Tell me something horny to turn me on
Immaculada: In paris there is a little cafe called The Little Cafe and they serve the best tea there!
Guest25: That does not turn me on
Immaculada: Only if you turn you on with me, sweetheart.
Guest25: Tell me something horny to turn me on
Immaculada: In paris there is a little cafe called The Little Cafe and they serve the best tea there!
Guest25: That does not turn me on
Guest110: Are you going to kill me?
Immaculada: Yes
Guest110: How?
Immaculada: Lefty Red had to help do it.
Immaculada: Yes
Guest110: How?
Immaculada: Lefty Red had to help do it.
viewer discretion advised....
Arthur: What a miracle you are!
Moreschi: I'm my own grandpa.
Arthur: I'm glad you said that, Moreschi! Now, what brought it about that you're your own grandpa?
Moreschi: What about love?
Arthur: Hmmm... should that matter to us? I'm not saying it doesn't, I'm just trying to understand.
Moreschi: It's sad but true. It's about a girl that I once knew....
Arthur: Is that as it should be?
Moreschi: I've still got the rug burns on both my knees.
Arthur: What a miracle you are!
Moreschi: I'm my own grandpa.
Arthur: I'm glad you said that, Moreschi! Now, what brought it about that you're your own grandpa?
Moreschi: What about love?
Arthur: Hmmm... should that matter to us? I'm not saying it doesn't, I'm just trying to understand.
Moreschi: It's sad but true. It's about a girl that I once knew....
Arthur: Is that as it should be?
Moreschi: I've still got the rug burns on both my knees.
tgfcoder: Hello
Hyperion: What are you doing? I'm drinking.
tgfcoder: You're WHAT?
This totally suprised me, but lol!
That's what you get from (verb)
Hyperion: What are you doing? I'm drinking.
tgfcoder: You're WHAT?
This totally suprised me, but lol!
That's what you get from (verb)
Creiz: hello
Duo Maxwell: What's up, pal?
Creiz: ARE YOU A HOMOSEXUAL
Duo Maxwell: I prefer to use the term queer.
Creiz: are you queer?
Duo Maxwell: You could say that. I'm sort of a good-looking one.
Creiz: you look like a woman!
Duo Maxwell: No way! I think you might need glasses.
Duo Maxwell: What's up, pal?
Creiz: ARE YOU A HOMOSEXUAL
Duo Maxwell: I prefer to use the term queer.
Creiz: are you queer?
Duo Maxwell: You could say that. I'm sort of a good-looking one.
Creiz: you look like a woman!
Duo Maxwell: No way! I think you might need glasses.
lol! Er...beware of Muslims bearing gifts?!
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite kind of celebration?
Guest161: I like Christmas. And I don't blame you for changing the subject. It wasn't much of a joke.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like Christmas, too!
Guest161: Do you know anybody who *doesn't* like Christmas, though?
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* On the 2nd day of Ramadan my brave imaginary friend gave to me,
A predator in a pear tree!
Guest161: *lol*'
Julie Tinkerbell: ROFL!
Guest161: What kind of predator was in the pear tree?
Julie Tinkerbell: A carnivore was in the pear tree.
Guest161: Ah. What kind of carnivore?
Julie Tinkerbell: A secret.
Guest161: I'll just avoid pear trees, then.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you really planning to avoid pear trees?
Guest161: If there's an unknown sort of carnivore lurking in pear trees? Yes, I will avoid them.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite kind of celebration?
Guest161: I like Christmas. And I don't blame you for changing the subject. It wasn't much of a joke.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like Christmas, too!
Guest161: Do you know anybody who *doesn't* like Christmas, though?
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* On the 2nd day of Ramadan my brave imaginary friend gave to me,
A predator in a pear tree!
Guest161: *lol*'
Julie Tinkerbell: ROFL!
Guest161: What kind of predator was in the pear tree?
Julie Tinkerbell: A carnivore was in the pear tree.
Guest161: Ah. What kind of carnivore?
Julie Tinkerbell: A secret.
Guest161: I'll just avoid pear trees, then.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you really planning to avoid pear trees?
Guest161: If there's an unknown sort of carnivore lurking in pear trees? Yes, I will avoid them.
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