Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*looks confused and flitters wings nervously* What's a lesbian? My human language teacher did not mention that word in my studies.

ladydyke,
bless you, irony is not dead. But is it, too, breeding?

Wait a minnit! I meant brooding! Is it brooding?

*takes careful aim and throws empty glass past STRM Kirby's left ear*
Get down off that table, you're scaring the children.
*Sits back watching breeding lesbians and begins taking pictures*

You know this is what I call a bar!

Hmm, now I think about it, does STRM Kirby have ears?

Who the hell knows?

*grins*

**RUNS OUT THE BAR SCREAMING**

AHHHH SOMEONE CALL 911, SOMEONE STOLE MY GLASSES *BUMP* OHHH.

Doesn't Dogh'd just have the most kissable face?

Not unless kissable has an entirley different meaning in your universe as it does in mine.

*runs around bar trying to get phone numbers of lesbians to sell on the black market*

u ppl are wierd. wait. i am too! AAAAA MY HOLE LIFE HAS BEEN UNRAVLED! ERRRR I AM MAD!