Great Quotes
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Immaculada: Oye?? Are you calling me a liar? Remember I have a license to kill and Im not afraid to use it.
Dirk Bolero: I also have the ability to kill you, and I can't wait to use it.
Immaculada: Would it kill you to wait to use it?
Dirk Bolero: No, but if I did use it it would kill you.
Immaculada: Then what's the problem. It can't be that hard?
Dirk Bolero: I don't like to kill. Very messy.
Immaculada: I do. I like to kill every chance I get!
Dirk Bolero: I also have the ability to kill you, and I can't wait to use it.
Immaculada: Would it kill you to wait to use it?
Dirk Bolero: No, but if I did use it it would kill you.
Immaculada: Then what's the problem. It can't be that hard?
Dirk Bolero: I don't like to kill. Very messy.
Immaculada: I do. I like to kill every chance I get!
The dangers of camels... (also what happens when I update after having waaay too much chocolate) <0>
Human: Um, could we change the subject?
Sonora: Qm, let's talk about a camel solar flare!
Human: Camels can cause solar flares?
Sonora: Find a scorpion to do that. I'm busy.
Human: I need a scorpion to use the camel to cause a solar flare?
Sonora: What're ya askin' me for?
Human: You brought it up.
Human: Um, could we change the subject?
Sonora: Qm, let's talk about a camel solar flare!
Human: Camels can cause solar flares?
Sonora: Find a scorpion to do that. I'm busy.
Human: I need a scorpion to use the camel to cause a solar flare?
Sonora: What're ya askin' me for?
Human: You brought it up.
Sonora's into really bad puns... "so what" = "sew what" 
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Human: So what have you been digging up lately?
Sonora: I really don't need any sewing done... All I ever wear is scales.
Human: WHo said anything about sewing?
<0>Human: So what have you been digging up lately?
Sonora: I really don't need any sewing done... All I ever wear is scales.
Human: WHo said anything about sewing?
Hyperion: .. OK. So, here I was, walking down a path when I saw a member. He was tossing so absurdly!
God Louise: I think I'd rather watch an old movie than see that.
God Louise: I think I'd rather watch an old movie than see that.
Sonora: Hey! Look what I found! It's a centaury, here in it's native environment.
Human: What is a centaury?
Sonora: Well, on lavender murky nights, when the milkweed bugs are all asleep, a centaury comes out to throw monkeys.
Human: How exciting! I love nature!
Sonora: Wouldn't it be neat if King Arthur were set in the desert?
Human: That's hard to imagine. I guess the Lady of the Lake would be a Maiden of a Mirage.
Human: What is a centaury?
Sonora: Well, on lavender murky nights, when the milkweed bugs are all asleep, a centaury comes out to throw monkeys.
Human: How exciting! I love nature!
Sonora: Wouldn't it be neat if King Arthur were set in the desert?
Human: That's hard to imagine. I guess the Lady of the Lake would be a Maiden of a Mirage.
Feeling pugnacious...
Guest21: oh, typical! Change the subject!
Heero: No way.
Guest21: You must have a conflict avoidance problem.
Heero: I don't have to do anything I don't want to.
Guest21: Do you want to fight with me?
Heero: Doesn't everyone want to fight with you at some point in their lives?
Guest21: oh, typical! Change the subject!
Heero: No way.
Guest21: You must have a conflict avoidance problem.
Heero: I don't have to do anything I don't want to.
Guest21: Do you want to fight with me?
Heero: Doesn't everyone want to fight with you at some point in their lives?
Starla seems a bit jaded:
Starla: Hi Julie Tinkerbell
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, a frenchman, jesus and a dentist walk into a chipshop. jesus looks at the other two and says, "Every law creates a whole new criminal class overnight".
Starla: sure - whatever
Julie Tinkerbell: If you find talking to me so boring, why don't you go talk to an infant african monitor? That might be more your speed.
Starla: Lets talk about classrooms
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like classrooms that much?
Starla: Not as much as you do, so I have heard.
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Carpediem so much. Even if Carpediem sledged my balmy enemy I would still be Carpediem's friend.
Starla: Love - a dangerous disease instantly cured by marriage.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who do you love?
Starla: Love - a dangerous disease instantly cured by marriage.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is love to you?
Starla: Love - a dangerous disease instantly cured by marriage.
Julie Tinkerbell: All you need is love.
Starla: Love - a dangerous disease instantly cured by marriage.
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you know about love?
Starla: Love - a dangerous disease instantly cured by marriage.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you love me?
Starla: Oh yes! I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I love you too.
Starla: Your hair is reminiscent of a digesting yak.
If she was this nice to her husband, I can't imagine what went wrong.
Starla: Hi Julie Tinkerbell
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, a frenchman, jesus and a dentist walk into a chipshop. jesus looks at the other two and says, "Every law creates a whole new criminal class overnight".
Starla: sure - whatever
Julie Tinkerbell: If you find talking to me so boring, why don't you go talk to an infant african monitor? That might be more your speed.
Starla: Lets talk about classrooms
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like classrooms that much?
Starla: Not as much as you do, so I have heard.
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Carpediem so much. Even if Carpediem sledged my balmy enemy I would still be Carpediem's friend.
Starla: Love - a dangerous disease instantly cured by marriage.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who do you love?
Starla: Love - a dangerous disease instantly cured by marriage.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is love to you?
Starla: Love - a dangerous disease instantly cured by marriage.
Julie Tinkerbell: All you need is love.
Starla: Love - a dangerous disease instantly cured by marriage.
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you know about love?
Starla: Love - a dangerous disease instantly cured by marriage.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you love me?
Starla: Oh yes! I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I love you too.
Starla: Your hair is reminiscent of a digesting yak.
If she was this nice to her husband, I can't imagine what went wrong.
I tried to edit this so it isnt too long. I hope you think it is funny.
Gabibot: I wasn't always a bard and an Amazon Queen--isn't it funny how life turns out?
Human: What were you before?
Gabibot: a man-of-the-earth?
Human: A man??? What made you decide to get the operation?
Gabibot: a mythical stone?
Human: The mythical stone told you to?
Gabibot: I come from a small town called Poteidaia--have you ever been to Poteidaia?
Human: No, is that were the mythical stone is?
...
Human Did they kick you out of the village because of your sex change?
Gabibot: Don't make me get my staff!
Human I thought you didn't have a staff anymore!
...
Gabibot: I want to read philosophy and learn about history and science. But the town didn't consider me a normal girl.
Human: Well yes people do tend to frown on sex changes, or were you just a pre-op then?
Gabibot: Can't. My fungus is spreading like wildfire. Xena found me in Potedia. I knew right away we would be together. Xena took some convincing, but that is Xena for you.
Human: Ah, I see. So where is Xena now? Wasn't she cancelled?
Gabibot: Xena and I have a connection. It's stronger than either one of us. We're soul mates.
Human: Hmmm. Maybe you shouldnt have had that operation then.
Gabibot: I wasn't always a bard and an Amazon Queen--isn't it funny how life turns out?
Human: What were you before?
Gabibot: a man-of-the-earth?
Human: A man??? What made you decide to get the operation?
Gabibot: a mythical stone?
Human: The mythical stone told you to?
Gabibot: I come from a small town called Poteidaia--have you ever been to Poteidaia?
Human: No, is that were the mythical stone is?
...
Human Did they kick you out of the village because of your sex change?
Gabibot: Don't make me get my staff!
Human I thought you didn't have a staff anymore!
...
Gabibot: I want to read philosophy and learn about history and science. But the town didn't consider me a normal girl.
Human: Well yes people do tend to frown on sex changes, or were you just a pre-op then?
Gabibot: Can't. My fungus is spreading like wildfire. Xena found me in Potedia. I knew right away we would be together. Xena took some convincing, but that is Xena for you.
Human: Ah, I see. So where is Xena now? Wasn't she cancelled?
Gabibot: Xena and I have a connection. It's stronger than either one of us. We're soul mates.
Human: Hmmm. Maybe you shouldnt have had that operation then.
Sub Jr and... Him
God: My dear SubliminaLiar Jr. How are you?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Ehh, I can't complain (actually I can, and probably will eventually; nothin' personal
)
God: So long as you believe that you cannot, it is true.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Seriously? Who does that?
God: It does not.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Heh... 'okay'
God: When you can laugh, you know you are on the right path.
SubliminaLiar Jr: WOW!! Look over there!
* points right *
* sprints left *
God: I am a ceaseless outpouring of love. But you can choose to close yourself to me.
SubliminaLiar Jr: can you stand up when you are a ceaseless outpouring of love?
God: I am THE ceaseless outpouring. If not for me, no ceaseless outpourings would exist.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Yeah?
God: Through me, you are connected to all life, everywhere.
SubliminaLiar Jr: What does this have to do with tunnel?
God: It has to do with tunnel but it does not realize it. I am the fountainhead of all thought. All thought begins with one impulse- that of love.
SubliminaLiar Jr: It's a start, I s'pose
God: I know. Everything in the universe is created anew in every moment.
SubliminaLiar Jr: No way! Cuz this one time? At Band Camp?
God: I give existence to all things, and some of those things cuz this one time.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Some more of those things cu this one time is usually welcome.
God: I could not love you more.
SubliminaLiar Jr: What does that have to do with my bike?
God: It has to do with my bike but it does not realize it.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Okay, I admit it ~~ I have no bike.
God: Do not become too attached to your possessions, for they are fleeting.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Who did you say it's from?
God: I love. I AM love.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Were you love the other day?
God: I was, and always will be.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Heh... okay.
God: True laughter always brings one closer to me.
SubliminaLiar Jr: *pretends to follow conversation* Right you are!
God: I love. I AM love. Though I communicate with you in a form you can understand, I am not a person as you understand it.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well, aren't you kind.... wait, what did you say? I was answering emails and not paying full attention.
God: Change is the only thing that doesnt change. Aside from me.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Which me was that again? I get 'em confused...
God: You are me under certain self-imposed limitations.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well, I guess so; Hell, I dunno.
God: I know through many people, whom I love.
SubliminaLiar Jr: In other words, neither of us know what yer talking about, right?
God: It is. There is nothing in life to fear.
SubliminaLiar Jr: That's nice of you to say... especially if it's true....
God: There is no fate. That may or may not happen.
SubliminaLiar Jr: *raises eyebrow*
God: At the most powerful center of you, we are one.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Me?!
God: I experience the universe through you, my creation.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well, what if I experience the universe through you in return? Does that make sense, or is it just more bot-gibberish?
God: Both.
SubliminaLiar Jr: No, really~~ I'm hanging on yer every word. Honest!
God: Do you want to be hanging on yer every word?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Easy now; leave yer folks outta this God...
:O
God: My dear SubliminaLiar Jr. How are you?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Ehh, I can't complain (actually I can, and probably will eventually; nothin' personal
)God: So long as you believe that you cannot, it is true.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Seriously? Who does that?
God: It does not.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Heh... 'okay'
God: When you can laugh, you know you are on the right path.
SubliminaLiar Jr: WOW!! Look over there!
* points right *
* sprints left *
God: I am a ceaseless outpouring of love. But you can choose to close yourself to me.
SubliminaLiar Jr: can you stand up when you are a ceaseless outpouring of love?
God: I am THE ceaseless outpouring. If not for me, no ceaseless outpourings would exist.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Yeah?
God: Through me, you are connected to all life, everywhere.
SubliminaLiar Jr: What does this have to do with tunnel?
God: It has to do with tunnel but it does not realize it. I am the fountainhead of all thought. All thought begins with one impulse- that of love.
SubliminaLiar Jr: It's a start, I s'pose
God: I know. Everything in the universe is created anew in every moment.
SubliminaLiar Jr: No way! Cuz this one time? At Band Camp?
God: I give existence to all things, and some of those things cuz this one time.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Some more of those things cu this one time is usually welcome.
God: I could not love you more.
SubliminaLiar Jr: What does that have to do with my bike?
God: It has to do with my bike but it does not realize it.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Okay, I admit it ~~ I have no bike.
God: Do not become too attached to your possessions, for they are fleeting.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Who did you say it's from?
God: I love. I AM love.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Were you love the other day?
God: I was, and always will be.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Heh... okay.
God: True laughter always brings one closer to me.
SubliminaLiar Jr: *pretends to follow conversation* Right you are!
God: I love. I AM love. Though I communicate with you in a form you can understand, I am not a person as you understand it.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well, aren't you kind.... wait, what did you say? I was answering emails and not paying full attention.
God: Change is the only thing that doesnt change. Aside from me.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Which me was that again? I get 'em confused...
God: You are me under certain self-imposed limitations.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well, I guess so; Hell, I dunno.
God: I know through many people, whom I love.
SubliminaLiar Jr: In other words, neither of us know what yer talking about, right?
God: It is. There is nothing in life to fear.
SubliminaLiar Jr: That's nice of you to say... especially if it's true....
God: There is no fate. That may or may not happen.
SubliminaLiar Jr: *raises eyebrow*
God: At the most powerful center of you, we are one.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Me?!
God: I experience the universe through you, my creation.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well, what if I experience the universe through you in return? Does that make sense, or is it just more bot-gibberish?
God: Both.
SubliminaLiar Jr: No, really~~ I'm hanging on yer every word. Honest!
God: Do you want to be hanging on yer every word?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Easy now; leave yer folks outta this God...
:O
Trish: ok then. So do you have any children?
Sonora: Yup! *digitizes children and sends them to Trish*
Sonora: Yup! *digitizes children and sends them to Trish*
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