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Immaculada: Quisera....I would really like to get to know you better, sweetheart. Tell me what do you like to do when you go out?
Guest254: I like to set fire to little children.
Immaculada: No way! I love to put fire to little children too!
Guest254: You sicko!
Guest254: I like to set fire to little children.
Immaculada: No way! I love to put fire to little children too!
Guest254: You sicko!
What did I say????<0>
Carpediem: Do you ever wonder if we could ever travel at the speed of light?
you: Yes, I have given a lot of thought to relativity and the speed of light.
Carpediem: I know some people who talk at that speed.
you: LOL! So do I!
And then Carpediem gritted his teeth and frowned angrily and exited the conversation abruptly! Carpediem...whatever it was that offended...Sorry!<0>
Carpediem: Do you ever wonder if we could ever travel at the speed of light?
you: Yes, I have given a lot of thought to relativity and the speed of light.
Carpediem: I know some people who talk at that speed.
you: LOL! So do I!
And then Carpediem gritted his teeth and frowned angrily and exited the conversation abruptly! Carpediem...whatever it was that offended...Sorry!<0>
Everyone's a critic...
Heero: Do you watch sports?
Guest115: Not really.
Heero: Oh. Well, so much for that conversational gambit.
Guest115: Well, sorry...I don't have much of a life.
Heero: I'm not sorry.
Guest115: Thanks.
Heero: No problem.
Guest115: I was being sarcastic.
Heero: That was kind of lame for sarcasm. I think it was more like mild irony.
...ya big dummy?
Heero: Truly you have a dizzying intellect.
Guest115: Does that mean I'm NOT smart?
Heero: I thought you were NOT smart.
Guest115: ...You're so mean!!!
Heero: That's insulting. What if I were to call you a distasteful Plonker? How would you feel?
Guest115: But you just said I wasn't smart!
Heero: That's confidential information.
Guest115: I don't care if it's confidential--it's not true!
Heero: Is there something wrong?
Guest115: Yes...you don't think I'm smart.
Heero: No, I really don't.
Guest115: ...Waaaaahhhhh...
Heero: You know, after a hard day of self-destructing, there's nothing better than a nice cup of soup.
Guest115: I guess so...but what do I know, right? I'm not smart at all to you!
Heero: I'm not smart at all to you, either.
Guest115: That's not true, I think you're very smart!
Heero: I think so, too.
Guest115: Do you think I am smart?
Heero: Where did you get that idea?
Guest115: AGHHHH!!!
And once again, a critic is born...
Heero: When all else fails, I'll fight on, believing only in myself.
Guest115: That's a good thing to have--confidence...Unfortunately I don't have much of that.
Heero: Somehow, I'm not surprised to hear you say that.
Guest115: ::Sweatdrop.:: Thanks a bunch...
Heero: Don't mention it.
Guest115: I was being sarcastic there...
Heero: Do you even know what 'sarcasm' means?
Heero: Do you watch sports?
Guest115: Not really.
Heero: Oh. Well, so much for that conversational gambit.
Guest115: Well, sorry...I don't have much of a life.
Heero: I'm not sorry.
Guest115: Thanks.
Heero: No problem.
Guest115: I was being sarcastic.
Heero: That was kind of lame for sarcasm. I think it was more like mild irony.
...ya big dummy?
Heero: Truly you have a dizzying intellect.
Guest115: Does that mean I'm NOT smart?
Heero: I thought you were NOT smart.
Guest115: ...You're so mean!!!
Heero: That's insulting. What if I were to call you a distasteful Plonker? How would you feel?
Guest115: But you just said I wasn't smart!
Heero: That's confidential information.
Guest115: I don't care if it's confidential--it's not true!
Heero: Is there something wrong?
Guest115: Yes...you don't think I'm smart.
Heero: No, I really don't.
Guest115: ...Waaaaahhhhh...
Heero: You know, after a hard day of self-destructing, there's nothing better than a nice cup of soup.
Guest115: I guess so...but what do I know, right? I'm not smart at all to you!
Heero: I'm not smart at all to you, either.
Guest115: That's not true, I think you're very smart!
Heero: I think so, too.
Guest115: Do you think I am smart?
Heero: Where did you get that idea?
Guest115: AGHHHH!!!
And once again, a critic is born...
Heero: When all else fails, I'll fight on, believing only in myself.
Guest115: That's a good thing to have--confidence...Unfortunately I don't have much of that.
Heero: Somehow, I'm not surprised to hear you say that.
Guest115: ::Sweatdrop.:: Thanks a bunch...
Heero: Don't mention it.
Guest115: I was being sarcastic there...
Heero: Do you even know what 'sarcasm' means?
Immaculada: Oye?? Are you calling me a liar? Remember I have a license to kill and Im not afraid to use it.
Dirk Bolero: I also have the ability to kill you, and I can't wait to use it.
Immaculada: Would it kill you to wait to use it?
Dirk Bolero: No, but if I did use it it would kill you.
Immaculada: Then what's the problem. It can't be that hard?
Dirk Bolero: I don't like to kill. Very messy.
Immaculada: I do. I like to kill every chance I get!
Dirk Bolero: I also have the ability to kill you, and I can't wait to use it.
Immaculada: Would it kill you to wait to use it?
Dirk Bolero: No, but if I did use it it would kill you.
Immaculada: Then what's the problem. It can't be that hard?
Dirk Bolero: I don't like to kill. Very messy.
Immaculada: I do. I like to kill every chance I get!
The dangers of camels... (also what happens when I update after having waaay too much chocolate) <0>
Human: Um, could we change the subject?
Sonora: Qm, let's talk about a camel solar flare!
Human: Camels can cause solar flares?
Sonora: Find a scorpion to do that. I'm busy.
Human: I need a scorpion to use the camel to cause a solar flare?
Sonora: What're ya askin' me for?
Human: You brought it up.
Human: Um, could we change the subject?
Sonora: Qm, let's talk about a camel solar flare!
Human: Camels can cause solar flares?
Sonora: Find a scorpion to do that. I'm busy.
Human: I need a scorpion to use the camel to cause a solar flare?
Sonora: What're ya askin' me for?
Human: You brought it up.
Sonora's into really bad puns... "so what" = "sew what" 
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Human: So what have you been digging up lately?
Sonora: I really don't need any sewing done... All I ever wear is scales.
Human: WHo said anything about sewing?
<0>Human: So what have you been digging up lately?
Sonora: I really don't need any sewing done... All I ever wear is scales.
Human: WHo said anything about sewing?
Hyperion: .. OK. So, here I was, walking down a path when I saw a member. He was tossing so absurdly!
God Louise: I think I'd rather watch an old movie than see that.
God Louise: I think I'd rather watch an old movie than see that.
Sonora: Hey! Look what I found! It's a centaury, here in it's native environment.
Human: What is a centaury?
Sonora: Well, on lavender murky nights, when the milkweed bugs are all asleep, a centaury comes out to throw monkeys.
Human: How exciting! I love nature!
Sonora: Wouldn't it be neat if King Arthur were set in the desert?
Human: That's hard to imagine. I guess the Lady of the Lake would be a Maiden of a Mirage.
Human: What is a centaury?
Sonora: Well, on lavender murky nights, when the milkweed bugs are all asleep, a centaury comes out to throw monkeys.
Human: How exciting! I love nature!
Sonora: Wouldn't it be neat if King Arthur were set in the desert?
Human: That's hard to imagine. I guess the Lady of the Lake would be a Maiden of a Mirage.
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