Doghead's Cosmic Bar

WHat's that, a french kiss?

It's an ancient runic symbol referring to Nostradamus' prediction of five badly choreographed female seductresses attempting to destroy mankind, popularly interpreted as a portable shrine to the Spice Girls. Or they could be smilies... I dunno.

like I said before, "what if they start breeding?"

Then they would all look like kirby

And then we'll have a bar full of sexy bitches!

Eeeewwwww, let's not get into that.

::gets on a table and starts dancing::

*lesbians begin breeding all over the dance floor* Bar gets crowded. I sit back and drool.

*looks confused and flitters wings nervously* What's a lesbian? My human language teacher did not mention that word in my studies.

ladydyke,
bless you, irony is not dead. But is it, too, breeding?

Wait a minnit! I meant brooding! Is it brooding?

*takes careful aim and throws empty glass past STRM Kirby's left ear*
Get down off that table, you're scaring the children.
*Sits back watching breeding lesbians and begins taking pictures*

You know this is what I call a bar!