Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*gets hit with pie in the head*
*stumbles out the door, mumbling incoherently*

Noooooo! Not the whipped cream!<-1> I was saving that for later. <+1>

Oops did I put a brick in that one carpediem?>
Dont worry *whispering* it was really shaving cream, there is plenty of whipped cream in my car. *end whispering*

Oh! Oh! I found some garlic pickles! *pulls one out of jar and tosses it over table like a grenade* Fire in the hole!

*finds another cream pie and eats a piece before anyone has a chance to throw it*

Hey, it sure is quiet out there Cricon....do you think there is anybody left?

Maybe they just got hungry and decided to eat some pie.

It's a trick, Imma! Trust no one! *peeks over table very quickly* I think the coast is clear...

Maybe we should send out a decoy first to see what happens, and then make a run for it?

*eats decoy*

*blows up Immaculada inflatible doll... that just... erm, happened to be lying around* Sends it sailing over the table.
*pauses* Maybe sending a blow up doll wasn't such a great idea. *bites lip*

*nibbles on decoy*