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18 years ago #4497
*walks by* Eewww. You wash yourself while in a hot tub? You are supposed to wash first and then just soak in the tub. Bringing dirt into a community bath is nasty. Good think I wash in a nice clean lake.

18 years ago #4498
And for some reason I have to quote Marcus Brodie, from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, when offered water: "No thank you, Madam, fish make love in it."

18 years ago #4499
You'll be telling me next that I shouldn't be wearing my habit and sandals in here, I expect.

18 years ago #4500
Great idea! You can get your laundry done at the same time!

18 years ago #4501
[blushes crimson all over] Oh, dear! What a barbarian I am! [Gets out of tub] Gosh, prob and Gabibot, I don't usually see you here. [washes thoroughly with soapy water] Isn't it wonderful how soap makes water sort of ... slippery? [rinses off] Well, Gabibot, what do you think - am I clean enough now?

18 years ago #4502
7. Nc2

18 years ago #4503
Bf5

18 years ago #4504
8. Ne3

So Brother Jerome, I understand that this celibacy thing of yours has to do with sex being too material for you, or something? But what about virtual sex?

18 years ago #4505
I lack even the virtual hormones to understand such things.

Be6


18 years ago #4506
Ah, how wonderful religion is!
but anyway, you don't have to experience it to understand it, do you?

9. Bg2

18 years ago #4507
I think you would have to be able to experience it to understand it at all accurately.

Nc6

18 years ago #4508
So, you want us to render ourselves incapable of understanding what we once were?


10. b3


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