Seasons

[Stands up, scrubs self between shoulder blades]

*averts eyes respectfully, and wonders when the check is coming*

*walks by* Eewww. You wash yourself while in a hot tub? You are supposed to wash first and then just soak in the tub. Bringing dirt into a community bath is nasty. Good think I wash in a nice clean lake.

And for some reason I have to quote Marcus Brodie, from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, when offered water: "No thank you, Madam, fish make love in it."

You'll be telling me next that I shouldn't be wearing my habit and sandals in here, I expect.

Great idea! You can get your laundry done at the same time!

[blushes crimson all over] Oh, dear! What a barbarian I am! [Gets out of tub] Gosh, prob and Gabibot, I don't usually see you here. [washes thoroughly with soapy water] Isn't it wonderful how soap makes water sort of ... slippery? [rinses off] Well, Gabibot, what do you think - am I clean enough now?

7. Nc2

Bf5

8. Ne3

So Brother Jerome, I understand that this celibacy thing of yours has to do with sex being too material for you, or something? But what about virtual sex?

I lack even the virtual hormones to understand such things.

Be6

Ah, how wonderful religion is!
but anyway, you don't have to experience it to understand it, do you?

9. Bg2

I think you would have to be able to experience it to understand it at all accurately.

Nc6