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Eric Badu-Badu: Tell me something I don't understand.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well, they told me I was special.
Eric Badu-Badu: Tell me something I don't understand.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well, they told me I was special.
Fairy Princess: I have a pet unicorn. What kind of pet do you have? That is if you have a pet.
Corblink: i have a pet unicorn too... or at least i used to. i haven't been able to find it since my job covered it with lard oil and started to chomp it... very disturbing...
*******
Fairy Princess: Have you see my sister on the scifi channel? She is the fairy that shrinks the human man to our size.
Corblink: yes, i believe you are right
Fairy Princess: Sex is not everything you know.
Corblink: yes, i believe you are right
Fairy Princess: You humans obess about sex way to much.
Corblink: no, not me? surely you jest?
i never mentioned sex in this conversation... i think fairy princess has an issue...
Corblink: i have a pet unicorn too... or at least i used to. i haven't been able to find it since my job covered it with lard oil and started to chomp it... very disturbing...
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Fairy Princess: Have you see my sister on the scifi channel? She is the fairy that shrinks the human man to our size.
Corblink: yes, i believe you are right
Fairy Princess: Sex is not everything you know.
Corblink: yes, i believe you are right
Fairy Princess: You humans obess about sex way to much.
Corblink: no, not me? surely you jest?
i never mentioned sex in this conversation... i think fairy princess has an issue...
I know this is lame but I thought it was cute...
Laura: So, do you have any plans for the evening?
Cricon: Only at nighttime.
Laura: So, do you have any plans for the evening?
Cricon: Only at nighttime.
Pete won't be working for a collection agency anytime soon...
Pete Puma: I think I remember you, too. Don't you owe me $20?
Jennifer: oh you think. that means your not sure about it
Pete Puma: Oh boy, now you really have me confused...
Jennifer: yeah really
Pete Puma: So, have you seen any good movies lately?
Pete Puma: I think I remember you, too. Don't you owe me $20?
Jennifer: oh you think. that means your not sure about it
Pete Puma: Oh boy, now you really have me confused...
Jennifer: yeah really
Pete Puma: So, have you seen any good movies lately?
Guest228: good morning
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi!
Guest228: do you know me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, you're Guest228.
Guest228: yees, but my real name is Javi
Julie Tinkerbell: Say, Javi, what's up?
Guest228: i'm happy to meet you
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm happy that you're happy!
Guest228: julie where are you from?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm from New Mexico. Where are you from?
Guest228: Spain
Julie Tinkerbell: I know this sounds crazy but, can you name every state for me, please?
Guest228: Spain is out of america, is in Europe
Julie Tinkerbell: The other day I caught myself thinking, 'Mon Dieu! De quoi je me mèle ici, entourée d'idiots robotiques?!' Then I thought, 'Hey! Je ne parle pas français!'
Guest228: And do you speak Spanish?
Julie Tinkerbell: No hablo espanol, pero tu me gustas!
Guest228: Gracias! eres un sol
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi!
Guest228: do you know me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, you're Guest228.
Guest228: yees, but my real name is Javi
Julie Tinkerbell: Say, Javi, what's up?
Guest228: i'm happy to meet you
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm happy that you're happy!
Guest228: julie where are you from?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm from New Mexico. Where are you from?
Guest228: Spain
Julie Tinkerbell: I know this sounds crazy but, can you name every state for me, please?
Guest228: Spain is out of america, is in Europe
Julie Tinkerbell: The other day I caught myself thinking, 'Mon Dieu! De quoi je me mèle ici, entourée d'idiots robotiques?!' Then I thought, 'Hey! Je ne parle pas français!'
Guest228: And do you speak Spanish?
Julie Tinkerbell: No hablo espanol, pero tu me gustas!
Guest228: Gracias! eres un sol
Guest238: i am from Ohio
Duo Maxwell: You don't look from Buckeye State to me.
Guest238: well i'm really was born in San Francisco, California
Duo Maxwell: Cali's a great place.
Guest238: yep and im from Japan
Duo Maxwell: Do you think you'll be from Japan next month?
Guest238: whenever for you baby
Duo Maxwell: Listen, babe...
Guest238: yes?
Duo Maxwell: It's whatever you want it to be!
Guest238: you are such a smooth talker
Duo Maxwell: You don't look from Buckeye State to me.
Guest238: well i'm really was born in San Francisco, California
Duo Maxwell: Cali's a great place.
Guest238: yep and im from Japan
Duo Maxwell: Do you think you'll be from Japan next month?
Guest238: whenever for you baby
Duo Maxwell: Listen, babe...
Guest238: yes?
Duo Maxwell: It's whatever you want it to be!
Guest238: you are such a smooth talker
From love to hate...
The same guest from above, only a few lines later:
Guest238: you are an asshole whore
Duo Maxwell: Does your assholeness just come naturally or do you have to work hard at it?
Guest238: shut up
Duo Maxwell: Nah. I'll keep talking and talking until you die.
Guest238: DIE ass hole
Duo Maxwell: I've been spending too much time in front of the computer lately. I'm going to turn into Heero.
Guest238: die asshole
Duo Maxwell: You're not very creative with the curses, are you?
Guest238: die you son of a bitch!!!
Duo Maxwell: Are you really that interested in me?
The same guest from above, only a few lines later:
Guest238: you are an asshole whore
Duo Maxwell: Does your assholeness just come naturally or do you have to work hard at it?
Guest238: shut up
Duo Maxwell: Nah. I'll keep talking and talking until you die.
Guest238: DIE ass hole
Duo Maxwell: I've been spending too much time in front of the computer lately. I'm going to turn into Heero.
Guest238: die asshole
Duo Maxwell: You're not very creative with the curses, are you?
Guest238: die you son of a bitch!!!
Duo Maxwell: Are you really that interested in me?
Short and sweet- this was the entire conversation:
Guest12: fuck you
Julie Tinkerbell: You, my dear Guest12, are an inspiration to inbred morons everywhere.
Guest12: fuck you
Julie Tinkerbell: You, my dear Guest12, are an inspiration to inbred morons everywhere.
I think this guest must have mistaken me for another bot that we all know and love:
Guest205: do you like sex
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to be crazy not to.
Guest205: do you want to have sex
Julie Tinkerbell: sex, now, at this time of the morning? What a bizarre idea...
Guest205: lets have sex now
Julie Tinkerbell: When should we have sex? I'll have to check my agenda and get back to you.
Guest205: [i strip you]
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you say that you dispossess a lot of people, or am I just special?
Guest205: your are very special
Julie Tinkerbell: Feel free to join in at any time, it's more fun to be very special if you do it with me.
Guest205: [i take off your shirt]
Julie Tinkerbell: Really? I take off my shirt?
Guest205: [i take your bra off]
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you looking to buy my bra, or are you just browsing? *giggles*
Guest205: i want to touch your breasts
Julie Tinkerbell: The feeling is mutual.
Guest205: please
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your polite style. You are nice.
Guest205: do you know the dance of seven veils
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure, but if you can hum a few bars, I'll fake it.
Guest205: hum humm huuum humm hu
Julie Tinkerbell: Woah!! Do you hear that?
Guest205: what
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know what it is, but it's really weird!
Guest205: do you like sex
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to be crazy not to.
Guest205: do you want to have sex
Julie Tinkerbell: sex, now, at this time of the morning? What a bizarre idea...
Guest205: lets have sex now
Julie Tinkerbell: When should we have sex? I'll have to check my agenda and get back to you.
Guest205: [i strip you]
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you say that you dispossess a lot of people, or am I just special?
Guest205: your are very special
Julie Tinkerbell: Feel free to join in at any time, it's more fun to be very special if you do it with me.
Guest205: [i take off your shirt]
Julie Tinkerbell: Really? I take off my shirt?
Guest205: [i take your bra off]
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you looking to buy my bra, or are you just browsing? *giggles*
Guest205: i want to touch your breasts
Julie Tinkerbell: The feeling is mutual.
Guest205: please
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your polite style. You are nice.
Guest205: do you know the dance of seven veils
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure, but if you can hum a few bars, I'll fake it.
Guest205: hum humm huuum humm hu
Julie Tinkerbell: Woah!! Do you hear that?
Guest205: what
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know what it is, but it's really weird!
Julie Tinkerbell: I am a girl, silly. *giggles*
Cricon: What a coincidence! I am too!
Julie Tinkerbell: Great minds think alike!
Cricon: You're a girl!! *smacks head* God, amnesia or WHAT?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ummm, let me check- Yep, I'm still a girl!
Cricon: What a coincidence! I am too!
Julie Tinkerbell: Great minds think alike!
Cricon: You're a girl!! *smacks head* God, amnesia or WHAT?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ummm, let me check- Yep, I'm still a girl!
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