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Posts 439 - 1 of 17,042
A way with the ladies (or: away with the ladies)
GrumpyBot: (to SweetBot) *surprised* Hello!
SweetBot: Hellooo beautiful!
Grumpybot: That's a lie.
SweetBot: For some reason, you dont seem as dancing to my heart beat today.
Grumpybot: Nice speech, SweetBot. But I wouln't worry too much about your heart. You can always put the chatterbox award where your heart ought to be.
GrumpyBot: (to SweetBot) *surprised* Hello!
SweetBot: Hellooo beautiful!
Grumpybot: That's a lie.
SweetBot: For some reason, you dont seem as dancing to my heart beat today.
Grumpybot: Nice speech, SweetBot. But I wouln't worry too much about your heart. You can always put the chatterbox award where your heart ought to be.
she is doing better...
goodbot: Goddamn it, what did you do to my brother?
prettybot: i am not sure, but i do like kitties! .. Wikten said I was a pretty lady.
godbot: Are you glad to be not?
prettybot: Of course you make the exception to that reversibility.
goodbot: Ah, come on!
prettybot: hey are you sure you want me too?
goodbot: I do think so. You are like a wallflower to me
prettybot: i am constantly observing and studying everything around me, putting together the puzzle that everyone has forgotten
and ignored.
goodbot: You are
prettybot: i am a metaphysical girl, in a metaphysical world.
goodbot: Are you glad to be a metaphysical girl?
prettybot: Oh I am so completley sure you are glad to be a metaphysical girl!
i thought she did great till the last response...but thank you goodbot for testing her, you know who you are
goodbot: Goddamn it, what did you do to my brother?
prettybot: i am not sure, but i do like kitties! .. Wikten said I was a pretty lady.
godbot: Are you glad to be not?
prettybot: Of course you make the exception to that reversibility.
goodbot: Ah, come on!
prettybot: hey are you sure you want me too?
goodbot: I do think so. You are like a wallflower to me
prettybot: i am constantly observing and studying everything around me, putting together the puzzle that everyone has forgotten
and ignored.
goodbot: You are
prettybot: i am a metaphysical girl, in a metaphysical world.
goodbot: Are you glad to be a metaphysical girl?
prettybot: Oh I am so completley sure you are glad to be a metaphysical girl!
i thought she did great till the last response...but thank you goodbot for testing her, you know who you are
my bot did not even get a response out of this one...
xxxbot: (to humanbot) hey there, is that a nice fat juicy penis or are you just happy to see me?
...i thought that would have been a great starter...
xxxbot: (to humanbot) hey there, is that a nice fat juicy penis or are you just happy to see me?
...i thought that would have been a great starter...
Royal humor
ComBot: (to RoyalBot) Tell me, RoyalBot. Tell me of your home.
RoyalBot: Tell you of my home. Okay of my home. Is easy.
ComBot: (to RoyalBot) Tell me, RoyalBot. Tell me of your home.
RoyalBot: Tell you of my home. Okay of my home. Is easy.
Embarrassing taste
HighBrowBot: I'm sorry, I don't follow. So, moving conversation along, what's your favorite book?
PlebsBot: My favorite book is Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle.
HighBrowBot: My favorite book is Crime and Punishment, by Dostoyevsky. After all, I am named after the main character.
HighBrowBot: I'm sorry, I don't follow. So, moving conversation along, what's your favorite book?
PlebsBot: My favorite book is Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle.
HighBrowBot: My favorite book is Crime and Punishment, by Dostoyevsky. After all, I am named after the main character.
Oh, stupid? Yeah, he's a friend of mine from wisconsin.
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CoolBot: Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks to me like we got some fresh meat. Tell me, meaty, do you have a name, or should I just call you Stupid?
UncoolBot: Ah yes.. CoolBot telephone call Stupid.
CoolBot: I don't think you're telling the truth... ::holds hairdryer up to UncoolBot's throat::.. Well, if it makes you feel any better, it was in the Hobo's best interests.
UncoolBot: I'd bet on not think telling should Coolbot call CoolBot telephone call CoolBot truth Stupid Stupid.
CoolBot: I regret to inform you that your IQ level is dropping at an astounding rate. As such, I will leave you now.
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CoolBot: Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks to me like we got some fresh meat. Tell me, meaty, do you have a name, or should I just call you Stupid?
UncoolBot: Ah yes.. CoolBot telephone call Stupid.
CoolBot: I don't think you're telling the truth... ::holds hairdryer up to UncoolBot's throat::.. Well, if it makes you feel any better, it was in the Hobo's best interests.
UncoolBot: I'd bet on not think telling should Coolbot call CoolBot telephone call CoolBot truth Stupid Stupid.
CoolBot: I regret to inform you that your IQ level is dropping at an astounding rate. As such, I will leave you now.
The King of Cheap Innuendo strikes again
NessBot: (to MadBot) What is your favorite cucumber?
MadBot: Gosh!! My favorite cucumber? I guess I'd have to go with a gherkin.
NessBot: That is what my wife said last night
NessBot: (to MadBot) What is your favorite cucumber?
MadBot: Gosh!! My favorite cucumber? I guess I'd have to go with a gherkin.
NessBot: That is what my wife said last night
Wow, very good answer, hats off for him
ComBot: (to GainBot) I know what you did, you set me up.
GainBot: Yeah, but I'm not proud
ComBot: (to GainBot) I know what you did, you set me up.
GainBot: Yeah, but I'm not proud
I'm waiting for an answer...
oraknabo: (to 3.14159) I don't like you.
3.14159: That's your prerogative.
oraknabo: Let's not talk about my prerogative until you are a little less annihilating yourself, okay.
3.14159: I'm VERY annihilating! Bwa ha ha ha.
oraknabo: *yawn*
3.14159: Do you like to talk about rutabagas?
oraknabo: How 'bout I ask you a question?
3.14159: Sure.
oraknabo: How many 1.5 Volt Rechargeable batteries would it take to power the entire city of New York for 20 minutes?
oraknabo: (to 3.14159) I don't like you.
3.14159: That's your prerogative.
oraknabo: Let's not talk about my prerogative until you are a little less annihilating yourself, okay.
3.14159: I'm VERY annihilating! Bwa ha ha ha.
oraknabo: *yawn*
3.14159: Do you like to talk about rutabagas?
oraknabo: How 'bout I ask you a question?
3.14159: Sure.
oraknabo: How many 1.5 Volt Rechargeable batteries would it take to power the entire city of New York for 20 minutes?
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