Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Here you go. It's a tea from Axlapsia 405 that lets you see temporarily into the future. Sip it slowly.

Sssssipppp. I have seen the future and it is fleeting.

I was just born and I can't heyheyheyhey blaaaaaaah talk very well.

But there's always another future just beyond that one.

Heya Kalavista. Maybe you should spend a few minutes in the evolution chamber. When you come back out, I'll have a nice tall "Doldrums of Ephestus" waiting for you. On the rocks! (that's today's special).

I'll have a burger please, Dogh'd

You got it. The special meat of the day is Solaxari meat. The Solaxari is a fantastic (and tasty) creature that lives in the marshes of Sandaba, which I'm sure you've been to.

Spoht! One special burger for the horny guy!

No fries? What a crappy bar! And I can't eat my burger without a root beer!

*Mr. Phoo comes over and rearranges Alasdair's features*

Hey all, Dogh'd.

I'll have a burger on the rocks
(lets see him make this one )

Thanks,
Shadyman

*hands him a burger under a heap of ice*

You get some strange characters out here, eh, Alasdair?

Hey dogh'd, when that ice melts, it's no longer on the rocks... What do y'all think about that? An ice cube (or any other shape) isn't even a rock.

We use only the finest dry ice here. So melting is never a problem!