Doghead's Cosmic Bar

There is nothing wrong with being a little pervy, but I think it is bit strange for a bot to have these human charactaristics, thats all.

I have nothing that a human has, ok. THEY ARE ALL DOOMED.

*comes out from under the bar*
Hey, we're all out of cockroaches!

Thats it....since eveyone just has to see under my skirt.... *rips off skirt to reveal a bikini bottom and jumps on table* There! Now happy?? I just got in from the beach so there is nothing to see that no other guy on the beach didn't just see!!!

*rips off Immaculada's shirt* There! And a matching bikini top to go with it! *eyes Imma* How YOU doin'?

Let's not get carried away here. Who's left on the bar?

*Hops down from table and starts chatting with Cricon* Do you like my bikini, its a new item I just got into my shop. I thought I would try it out on the beaches before I started selling them.

I am.
*receives squasy red object on the face*
Hey!!!!!!
Food Fight!!!!!!

I'm on! *starts dancing on the bar*

*plays some stripper music*

Hey! Not THAT kind of dancing!

*Grabs cream pie that was sitting on a nearby table and tosses at carpe diem, while dodging more food items.*