Doghead's Cosmic Bar

You think you can shoot me with that puny little gun. I still got a good aim with a machine gun kid. Of course my glasses are sort of fogged up now so I don't know...

Bad Veteran, your not supposed to annoy the women. Now I have to bring you back to your nursing home for another brain tap. *grabs Veteran's ear and drags him out the door. The sound of Veteran yelling "Respect your elders!" rings through the bar for a minute, then dissolves* (Boo, are you scared yet! hehehehe

"RESPECT YOUR ELDERS"

Yeah, Immaculada, I think you stepped in something outside, and now it's all over the bar. Ewwwwwww....

*Goes near a fan then giggles* Whoops *giggles* you can see under my skirt.

Hey Immaculuda, why do you have a gun under your skirt?

Tank bot why did you ewwwwwwwww. No offence Imaculuda, I am cussing Tankbot not you.

I was just looking for errrrm, to see errrm. (gets out of bar as fast as he can).

There is nothing wrong with being a little pervy, but I think it is bit strange for a bot to have these human charactaristics, thats all.

I have nothing that a human has, ok. THEY ARE ALL DOOMED.

*comes out from under the bar*
Hey, we're all out of cockroaches!

Thats it....since eveyone just has to see under my skirt.... *rips off skirt to reveal a bikini bottom and jumps on table* There! Now happy?? I just got in from the beach so there is nothing to see that no other guy on the beach didn't just see!!!