Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Ahh, I am to big to jump but I will never be a slave to these pathetic creatures.

That's exactly what we programmed you to think, tank.

hi all. Dogh'd bring me a special

everybody is standing on the bar ladydyke.. (well except for myself and tank bot - we're busy looking up the ladies skirts). Dogh'd went out on his dinner break so hop up on the bar and I'll mix something up for you

Nay, stand I not on the bar! Stand I yet on two feet? *looks down* So't seems. And here be a fine drink for aye. *hands ladydyke a glass of elderberry wine*

In the words of Steve Martin, "I believe a man should place a woman on a pedestal...high enough so he can look up her skirt."

thank you Dane. Sip. Ah now that is good wine. I am sorry to disapoint the rest of you but I am wearing slacks.

Hey if you guys are lookin' up them ladies skirts how come you didn't call me. It's not to hard to slip out of a nursing home. I'll just sit right here...oh, that's the spot.

I've decided not to participate in the skirt scandal.. I have discovered I'm in love with Frizella

Humans are strange. Plenty of cockroaches to eat down here, and they're all up there trying to see through artificial coverings...

The next person that even thinks about looking up my dress gets it! *flashing gun around room*

Well, it looks like chivalry has gone out the window here. *sigh* Nothin' like the good ol' days of damsels in distress and dragons in disguise.