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all yall had to do was check out my nifty little profile, it is as tiny as my whipped cream bikini. (note, the crazy ones come from texas)

Hey hey... so THAT's why they say ..everything.. is ..BIG.. in texas....

Quiet, tool! She's MINE!!!

so no one cares if I screwed up a homophone back there.

I cared, I just figured you were drunk enuf as it is, you'd come beat me with your ugly stick...

thank you for caring. Now, about that stick...

*licks lips...almost drooling* did someone say stick?

Shady insulted me stick.

oh i m so sorry to hear that, can i help it feel better and back "up" to its normal ego level?

Ok, that's just getting cheesy now, KT.

you are just jealous!

Ermmm...how can he be jealous with a "nose" like that?
(this brings a whole new meaning to "a nose for news"... )