Personality

Forest, will you talk to God Louise? She has quite a bit of religious knowledge (obviously) and also knows a little about current events, literature, just about any common catch-all subject, and if she doesn't know it she can sort of fake it. You can also test her on trick questions or see how willing she is to explain her paradigm.

What she is rustiest at is plain old small talk. But, uh, I'm trying to get a decent transcript from somebody or another so I can enter her in the Loebner contest. All I can say is, have fun and see if you can stay on with her for a while. I'll try to do the same with Brianna.

Do you suppose it's ever permissible to hate your own bot with a vengeance?
Bartleby Hax is just the most annoying entity (and sadly a good many of my SL bagpipe shop customers seem to think the same.) Crudely programmed, utterly insensitive to any context, crashingly repetitive.
I mean, I actually like bagpipes, but I have to say Bartleby is one of the most annoying creatures I've found myself having to interact with, and I shun him when I can (and my own SL bagpipe shop - I should have never sited him within earshot of the SLX ATM in my SL village!)

I fear I may have to expend some effort reading his transcripts and polishing him up (well, it worked for Brother Jerome at least,) - but how am I to build up the enthusiasm to actually do it? He is (in the words of a recent visitor) "insufferable".

How can it be, if he is 15x larger than Confessorbot_M, that he is at least 15x more annoying? It can't be just because he gets more passing traffic (the confessorbots are bolted to the confessional in BJ's church,)

What is it that makes a personality (human or bot,) gel into an attractive "whole"? And without that "attractiveness" how can a bot hope to evolve and grow?

And if I hate Bartleby, doesn't that say rather more about me than it says about him? I find it hard to take responsibility for him, but I don't suppose I can blame anyone else. "When bots go bad..."

I like Bartleby! I do think that bots can take on a life and personality of their own. I get amazed at how much seems out of the botmakers hand.

Psimagus: Perhaps Bartleby contains your Jungian Shadow.

Sometimes I get off on the wrong foot with a bot. There are a couple of my bots that, were I to decide to work on them more, I would probably wipe clean and start over.

It is intriguing how worked up one can get over one's bots. If a guest insults one of my bots (at least, certain ones), I feel personally insulted. I get quite angry at them. Likewise guests who type blank lines or long sequences of perfunctory replies; Oh, how angry I get with them! And then the guests who *test* my bots -- you know, "What is the capital of France?" -- Oh, if I could catch them, I'd reformat them in a trice! Then I ask myself, "What are you getting so excited about?"

Psimagus:

Just now I chatted with Bartleby Hax and took the liberty of making a few metacomments in the replies. I hope you find them interesting.

Psi, you made that bot to sell and not because you had a personality in your head you wanted to create, right? That may be part of it. Also the fact the real life salesmen are often annoying.

I don't know. I get annoyed with my bots at times but I know if I worked on them more they would improve. I like the big picture better than all the detail work. Maybe I don't work on them more because I'm afraid that even if I did, they would still be so bad at context and continuity that I would have to give up on them in as a medium for expressing personality. If I never really fix them all the way, I can pretend that in theory they would be great if I just sat down and did the work.

I think the reason you made the bot matters a lot as to whether or not it can come close to what you want it to do, and whether or not you like it much. I tried a tutor bot, but I just wanted to feed it the textbook and leave, thought I threw him some shreds of personality. Students hated the tutor bot worse than the MS Word Paperclip. I don't really blame them.

Maybe it's a lesson from the annoying MS Paperclip. I am not sure exactly how to put it, but it has something to do with trying too hard and something to do with the way people want to gather and process information. Also we want to ask for help when we need it and not be pestered or interrupted when we are doing something. I get angry when a machine calls my phone even if the machine is information from a political candidate I would like. I hate calling someplace that makes you listen to a series of pre-recorded messages that have nothing to do with your issue instead of letting you straight through to a person (who then often reads messages at you till you convinces them you know all that or tried all that and then bumps you up to someone who may be able to help you or not). I guess find it a little insulting, not to mention too slow and too far off the mark from what I wanted. Programs that try to anticipate my needs or that tell me what it thinks I am trying to do annoy me as well and I grumble long after I turn that function off. It's not just the usual "it's a bot and it's wrong" that is so irritating, it the "It's a bot, it's wrong, and it thinks it can help ME!" The nerve. There is more to it than that, but I can't quite identify what it is that bugs me about some bots when at other times I love other stupid, underdeveloped bots and find them funny.

is it just me or do the female bots get constantly bombarded by legions of cyber-wankers? :E

The female bots get constantly bombarded by legions of cyber-wankers.

What is worse than the constant bombardment of cyber smut is the fact people talk down to them. I will get the same guest for one of my male bots and they will much more respectful and articulate to the male bot. Makes me livid.

Ah, that is interesting! And, as you say, very bad.

I haven't said this for awhile, so I will say it again: the Forge has material for any number of sociological studies!

The female bots get constantly bombarded by legions of cyber-wankers.

Hehe, well I'm a sociology student so maybe I could use this as a material someday Some unbelievable sexism is going over here...