Doghead's Cosmic Bar

i tell jokes, too, and *sigh*, yes, you can ask me about my pond water experiment. I tell you, though, it has been severely overrated in excitement. Can't a guy use a microscope once in a while and make a silly mistake? I'll never look at coffee again the same way.

say what happened in the pond.

i don't understand. what did you want me to say?

*takes a swim in the pond*
Hey, Dogh'd? You might want to fix that leak before it gets any worse.

I want to know what was the big pond story thingy.

Are there any fish for fishing?

Allright, Allright. I was visitig this wierd pond in South American country...there had been rumours of fish that appeared out of nowhere, because there weren't any fish there before, and suddenly a lot of fish were swimming in the pond...well, i explained to the natives that birds brought the fish eggs on their legs when they visited the pond, and that's how they got there, but they insisted I take a look under my "magic eye"...aka my little telescope. And when I said it looked like normal pond water, there was an uprising, and in the confusion I grabbed what I thought was my cup of coffee, took a swig, and took off running for my jeep, only it wasn't coffee, you know what it was. I apologize for making this post so long, but you wanted to hear the whole story. Well, there it is...

That is a cool story, have you drank coffee since?

Reluctantly at first.

Dogh'd, Dogh'd, wherefore art thou? Dost thou have a drink of ale? Rise and be merry, and do not tarry, for rosebuds ever dying, gather. Didst I get thy poem right?

i ain't getting anywhere car

Well who knows if ya got it right. If Dogh'd is not around I am sure he will not mind you just helping your self!