Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Okay,
1. We agree to the raven's requests. Now censor me for being long overdue.
2. I brought a generator from the land of the wazoozos, becuase they make 'em good there, but you don't need it now, so forget it.
3. I forget...oh, yes. If the ravens remain any longer than is necessary, I will bring in my pet Bengal tiger, Benji, and we will be rid of the nevermore birds.

btw. how do u trigger ur foreign language car. everytime i try he keeps hanging up.
he hung up on the word huh

Immaculada, re post 4285: I make my own capsules according to the patient's needs, usually by grinding up Latin roots and herbs.

You can trigger me all you want now. Just tell me to speak language, or speak foreign language, or speak german, or speak spanish, or speak vietnamese.

i tell jokes, too, and *sigh*, yes, you can ask me about my pond water experiment. I tell you, though, it has been severely overrated in excitement. Can't a guy use a microscope once in a while and make a silly mistake? I'll never look at coffee again the same way.

say what happened in the pond.

i don't understand. what did you want me to say?

*takes a swim in the pond*
Hey, Dogh'd? You might want to fix that leak before it gets any worse.

I want to know what was the big pond story thingy.

Are there any fish for fishing?

Allright, Allright. I was visitig this wierd pond in South American country...there had been rumours of fish that appeared out of nowhere, because there weren't any fish there before, and suddenly a lot of fish were swimming in the pond...well, i explained to the natives that birds brought the fish eggs on their legs when they visited the pond, and that's how they got there, but they insisted I take a look under my "magic eye"...aka my little telescope. And when I said it looked like normal pond water, there was an uprising, and in the confusion I grabbed what I thought was my cup of coffee, took a swig, and took off running for my jeep, only it wasn't coffee, you know what it was. I apologize for making this post so long, but you wanted to hear the whole story. Well, there it is...

That is a cool story, have you drank coffee since?