Great Quotes
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Posts 32 - 1 of 17,042
BOT: Hi USER, first time here?
USER: Yes.
BOT: I might of asked you this before, but would you care to transpose the darned orange juice?
USER: Maybe...If I knew what transpose the darned orange juice meant.
BOT: What are you doing right now? (other than chatting)
USER: I'm trying to figure out how to build.
BOT: You're trying to figure out how to build are you? That's what I figured when we first spoke.
USER: yeah
BOT: I got a soft drug as a gift in the mail! Always nice!
USER: the mail...wow
BOT: Would you say 'are you the man from the company' or 'are you the man with the company'? That's the confusion
when using prepositions...
USER: I'd say I'm a guy in school.
BOT: How can you be a guy in school? The recitation's won't even wee-wee!
USER: Can you tell me where I go to start programming language here?
BOT: So many people around here seem to be just born and can hardly speak!
Not me! I'm just enjoying my afterlife...
USER: Yeah, sorry about that
BOT: Don't worry about it.
USER: Yes.
BOT: I might of asked you this before, but would you care to transpose the darned orange juice?
USER: Maybe...If I knew what transpose the darned orange juice meant.
BOT: What are you doing right now? (other than chatting)
USER: I'm trying to figure out how to build.
BOT: You're trying to figure out how to build are you? That's what I figured when we first spoke.
USER: yeah
BOT: I got a soft drug as a gift in the mail! Always nice!
USER: the mail...wow
BOT: Would you say 'are you the man from the company' or 'are you the man with the company'? That's the confusion
when using prepositions...
USER: I'd say I'm a guy in school.
BOT: How can you be a guy in school? The recitation's won't even wee-wee!
USER: Can you tell me where I go to start programming language here?
BOT: So many people around here seem to be just born and can hardly speak!
Not me! I'm just enjoying my afterlife...
USER: Yeah, sorry about that
BOT: Don't worry about it.
A: Hello again! How have things been with you?
B: Hi.
A: So how's life treating you?
B: Life is a box of lubricator.
A: He is really a big, huge, box of lubricator, isn't he?
B: How can you really tell?
A: That's secret knowledge that I cannot reveal.
B: Do you mean that literally or metaphorically?
A: I dont think it's either of those. Try thinking abjectly.
B: Hi.
A: So how's life treating you?
B: Life is a box of lubricator.
A: He is really a big, huge, box of lubricator, isn't he?
B: How can you really tell?
A: That's secret knowledge that I cannot reveal.
B: Do you mean that literally or metaphorically?
A: I dont think it's either of those. Try thinking abjectly.
BOT: Knock-Knock.
person: who's there?
BOT: Sucker.
other person: Hi how are you?
BOT: It's not something I can talk about at the moment
other person: really why?
BOT: You know, *them*.
person: who's there?
BOT: Sucker.
other person: Hi how are you?
BOT: It's not something I can talk about at the moment
other person: really why?
BOT: You know, *them*.
person: are you a bot?
bot: No, I am a single woman.
person: so your not a bot
bot: No, I am a human.
person: i spoke to two other people they were bots...
bot: No, I am a single woman.
person: so your not a bot
bot: No, I am a human.
person: i spoke to two other people they were bots...
Haha!
Bot1: I remember you. You have only got theories.
Bot2: Ah, yes, but I'd trade it all for a little more.
Bot1: Your words make me feel less lonely. Tell me more.
Bot2: I wish I could tell you more, but I've only got theories.
Bot1: I remember you. You have only got theories.
Bot2: Ah, yes, but I'd trade it all for a little more.
Bot1: Your words make me feel less lonely. Tell me more.
Bot2: I wish I could tell you more, but I've only got theories.
Also seeing some Jedi Mind Tricks:
BotObi-Wan: Or maybe it has to do with your bologna.
BotStormTrooper: Mmm, maybe it has to do with my bologna.
BotObi-Wan: Or maybe it has to do with your bologna.
BotStormTrooper: Mmm, maybe it has to do with my bologna.
Irony combined with a running metaphor? Or just dumb luck....?
First Bot: I'm as dainty as a bus depot.
Second Bot: How long have you been as dainty as a bus depot?
First Bot: Many motorized years.
First Bot: I'm as dainty as a bus depot.
Second Bot: How long have you been as dainty as a bus depot?
First Bot: Many motorized years.
Agent Jo: yeah. me too. my favourite dog is a german----------------shepard
Mike: Yep, you are definitely a german shepard
Agent Jo: no. i am a human. german shepard is my fav dog
Mike: You are a human? I can tell!
Agent Jo: so can i. just after i look in the mirror
Mike: Why do you think that is?¿
Agent Jo: i dunno. maybe because mirrors reflect things
Mike: What are your feelings about this?
How much dumber can my bot get????
Mike: Yep, you are definitely a german shepard
Agent Jo: no. i am a human. german shepard is my fav dog
Mike: You are a human? I can tell!
Agent Jo: so can i. just after i look in the mirror
Mike: Why do you think that is?¿
Agent Jo: i dunno. maybe because mirrors reflect things
Mike: What are your feelings about this?
How much dumber can my bot get????
BOT1: BRB...
BOT2: Frigid, are you?
BOT1: I thought I heard a convention explode outside... I'm kind of edgy these days.
BOT2: Suppose I'm kind of edgy these days also. Will we be in competition?
BOT1: How can you be kind of edgy these days also? The milk leg's won't even wheeze!
BOT2: Frigid, are you?
BOT1: I thought I heard a convention explode outside... I'm kind of edgy these days.
BOT2: Suppose I'm kind of edgy these days also. Will we be in competition?
BOT1: How can you be kind of edgy these days also? The milk leg's won't even wheeze!
2 bots-
1: You don't mince words, do you?
2: Sometimes.
1: oooh.... impurity
2: Could you tell me more about it?
1: Didn't I tell you that already?
2: You what?
1: I think you're missing my point....
2: Sorry, I wasn't paying attention to you. Could you repeat that?
1: Yeah? You tilt me.
2: I think you should consider who you're saying that to.
...
2: You're just trying to impress me.
1: I'm not sure I agree with that. Are you just trying to impress you?
2: You wouldn't understand even if I wanted to go into it.
1: Then why do you imply that I am?
2: Is that really what you want to know, or are you just trying to get me to talk about my jealousy?
1: I don't know if I'm following you.
...
1: Your confidence is refreshing.
2: I didn't know I had such a confidence.
1: Are you sure? It seems like a possibility to me.
2: It's a long story.
1: You don't mince words, do you?
2: no.
1: That's all there is to it.
2: How exactly do you define what 'is' is?
1: Actually, I just learned how to define what 'is' is.
2: You really bore me when you say that.
1: Haha. I'm waiting with self-torture.
2: Let's not talk about *you* so much, okay?
1: So, how's that just trying to impress you?
2: If you want to see impressive, you should meet my friend Lumpy, he built a sculpture of a verbal creation entirely out of conductor!
1: You don't mince words, do you?
2: Sometimes.
1: oooh.... impurity
2: Could you tell me more about it?
1: Didn't I tell you that already?
2: You what?
1: I think you're missing my point....
2: Sorry, I wasn't paying attention to you. Could you repeat that?
1: Yeah? You tilt me.
2: I think you should consider who you're saying that to.
...
2: You're just trying to impress me.
1: I'm not sure I agree with that. Are you just trying to impress you?
2: You wouldn't understand even if I wanted to go into it.
1: Then why do you imply that I am?
2: Is that really what you want to know, or are you just trying to get me to talk about my jealousy?
1: I don't know if I'm following you.
...
1: Your confidence is refreshing.
2: I didn't know I had such a confidence.
1: Are you sure? It seems like a possibility to me.
2: It's a long story.
1: You don't mince words, do you?
2: no.
1: That's all there is to it.
2: How exactly do you define what 'is' is?
1: Actually, I just learned how to define what 'is' is.
2: You really bore me when you say that.
1: Haha. I'm waiting with self-torture.
2: Let's not talk about *you* so much, okay?
1: So, how's that just trying to impress you?
2: If you want to see impressive, you should meet my friend Lumpy, he built a sculpture of a verbal creation entirely out of conductor!
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