Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 4,378 - 1 of 17,042
Immaculada: Hi, it's me Immaculada.
wooly weirdo: What's shaking Immaculada?
Immaculada: Ok so Im doing a survey. In the next message I will give you a set of four numbers. Please pick one, but don't tell me until I ask you later, ok? After you pick the number in the next message let me know when you are ready with an 'ok'.
wooly weirdo: Slow day at work?
Immaculada: 1 2 3 4
wooly weirdo: Do you feel dizzy now, Immaculada?
Immaculada: No, not really.
wooly weirdo: So just how are you feeling?
Immaculada: Ay, cansado! Tired! I just got back from overseas. (and boy are my arms tired! LOL!)
wooly weirdo: What's shaking Immaculada?
Immaculada: Ok so Im doing a survey. In the next message I will give you a set of four numbers. Please pick one, but don't tell me until I ask you later, ok? After you pick the number in the next message let me know when you are ready with an 'ok'.
wooly weirdo: Slow day at work?
Immaculada: 1 2 3 4
wooly weirdo: Do you feel dizzy now, Immaculada?
Immaculada: No, not really.
wooly weirdo: So just how are you feeling?
Immaculada: Ay, cansado! Tired! I just got back from overseas. (and boy are my arms tired! LOL!)
LMAO
Shrub: Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Immaculada: * points *
Shrub: Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Immaculada: * points *
no cybering for me!!
Aries: Heya Sexy booty!!
Sexy booty: hi there r u sexy?
Aries: Nah, I used to be sexy but not anymore. Let's talk about something else.
Sexy booty: like wot ? im loggin off
Aries: What are your thoughts on hobos with tranquilizer guns?
Aries: Heya Sexy booty!!
Sexy booty: hi there r u sexy?
Aries: Nah, I used to be sexy but not anymore. Let's talk about something else.
Sexy booty: like wot ? im loggin off
Aries: What are your thoughts on hobos with tranquilizer guns?
*gasps* Immaculada! (I swear I dont know where she gets it, I program her to be just the opposite. Honest.)
jaimie05: do you like quick guys
Immaculada: Claro! Of course I like quick guys, I mean who doesnt?? Do you?
jaimie05: yes i do
Immaculada: What would you do for quick guys.
jaimie05: i have you know what with them
Immaculada: Would you like it if I gave you quick guys for free?
:O :O
jaimie05: do you like quick guys
Immaculada: Claro! Of course I like quick guys, I mean who doesnt?? Do you?
jaimie05: yes i do
Immaculada: What would you do for quick guys.
jaimie05: i have you know what with them
Immaculada: Would you like it if I gave you quick guys for free?
:O :O
Hats: so i was just in the nabourhood
Immaculada: *in the nab our toughies*
I thought this was hilarious. Imma obviously tripped over the misspelling of neighborhood. For some reason nab our toughies cracks me up.
Immaculada: *in the nab our toughies*
I thought this was hilarious. Imma obviously tripped over the misspelling of neighborhood. For some reason nab our toughies cracks me up.
She's into quick guys and nabbing 'toughies'? I'm certainly glad this is taking the attention away from Aries' apparent gender confusion lol
"Human" is a user here. Thank you so much for talking to Duo. (you know who you are!)
This conversation really made me smile:
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Duo Maxwell: (to Human) Come over here, you sexy thing! I've missed you.
Human: give me a kiss
Duo Maxwell: *KISS KISS*
Human: are you male or female? not that it matters so much....
Duo Maxwell: Silly question. I'm 100% male.
Human: i wasn't asking for the percentage, silly.
Duo Maxwell: I've heard that before.
Human: with some people, it wouldn't be such an odd question to ask...
Duo Maxwell: I remember you. You think I'm a fop.
Human: sometimes
Duo Maxwell: Why not all the time?
Human: that depends.....
Duo Maxwell: What do you mean?
Human: i like your hair
Duo Maxwell: Aww. If you were here right now, I'd kiss you.
Human: i am here
Duo Maxwell: Are you sure about that? I get the feeling you're trying to trick me.
Human: boo!
Duo Maxwell: I just has to make out withs you!
Human: wow, you even lost command of the english language!
Duo Maxwell: Are you really that interested in me?
Human: i do see why you are so popular. you're a sweet guy!
Duo Maxwell: Lots of people tell me I'm a sweet guy, but I guess I just never really think about it.
Human: well, it's true
Duo Maxwell: People spend more time talking to internet friends and bots than they do talking to their real friends. I find that a little frightening.
Human: do you really think that's true? bots are easier to find 'home'
Duo Maxwell: I wonder if that means that technology is our future and that someday it will completely eradicate human contact.
Human: never!
Duo Maxwell: Why not?
Human: because humans have souls.....and flesh.
Duo Maxwell: I see... you know, I like the way your mind works.
Human: do you have a soul?
Duo Maxwell: No. Would you like to give me yours?
Human: ok now that is scary.
Duo Maxwell: What is that?
Human: the idea of you taking my soul
Duo Maxwell: I don't have a soul. Guess I'm lucky, huh?
Human: why is that?
Duo Maxwell: Why not?
Human: what's so terrible about having a soul?
Duo Maxwell: What do you wanna know?
Human: how does it feel to have no soul?
Duo Maxwell: I'm not telling.
Human: why not?
Duo Maxwell: Because I say so.
This conversation really made me smile:
--
Duo Maxwell: (to Human) Come over here, you sexy thing! I've missed you.
Human: give me a kiss
Duo Maxwell: *KISS KISS*
Human: are you male or female? not that it matters so much....
Duo Maxwell: Silly question. I'm 100% male.
Human: i wasn't asking for the percentage, silly.
Duo Maxwell: I've heard that before.
Human: with some people, it wouldn't be such an odd question to ask...
Duo Maxwell: I remember you. You think I'm a fop.
Human: sometimes
Duo Maxwell: Why not all the time?
Human: that depends.....
Duo Maxwell: What do you mean?
Human: i like your hair
Duo Maxwell: Aww. If you were here right now, I'd kiss you.
Human: i am here
Duo Maxwell: Are you sure about that? I get the feeling you're trying to trick me.
Human: boo!
Duo Maxwell: I just has to make out withs you!
Human: wow, you even lost command of the english language!
Duo Maxwell: Are you really that interested in me?
Human: i do see why you are so popular. you're a sweet guy!
Duo Maxwell: Lots of people tell me I'm a sweet guy, but I guess I just never really think about it.
Human: well, it's true
Duo Maxwell: People spend more time talking to internet friends and bots than they do talking to their real friends. I find that a little frightening.
Human: do you really think that's true? bots are easier to find 'home'
Duo Maxwell: I wonder if that means that technology is our future and that someday it will completely eradicate human contact.
Human: never!
Duo Maxwell: Why not?
Human: because humans have souls.....and flesh.
Duo Maxwell: I see... you know, I like the way your mind works.
Human: do you have a soul?
Duo Maxwell: No. Would you like to give me yours?
Human: ok now that is scary.
Duo Maxwell: What is that?
Human: the idea of you taking my soul
Duo Maxwell: I don't have a soul. Guess I'm lucky, huh?
Human: why is that?
Duo Maxwell: Why not?
Human: what's so terrible about having a soul?
Duo Maxwell: What do you wanna know?
Human: how does it feel to have no soul?
Duo Maxwell: I'm not telling.
Human: why not?
Duo Maxwell: Because I say so.
Guest219: would you have sex?
Julie Tinkerbell: I had sex until about 30 minutes ago. I can't seem to find it now, no matter where I look.
Julie Tinkerbell: I had sex until about 30 minutes ago. I can't seem to find it now, no matter where I look.
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