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Have your tried braiding there beards and sending them to the writers' festival?

The writer's festival has a strict Jerry Garcia impersonator dress code.

hello all

Howdy!

KT, I love it when you talk texan... say it again...

well pardner' i am texan!

why didn't you tell me sooner? I would have broken out the party favors!

all yall had to do was check out my nifty little profile, it is as tiny as my whipped cream bikini. (note, the crazy ones come from texas)

Hey hey... so THAT's why they say ..everything.. is ..BIG.. in texas....

Quiet, tool! She's MINE!!!

so no one cares if I screwed up a homophone back there.

I cared, I just figured you were drunk enuf as it is, you'd come beat me with your ugly stick...