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Love The Secret. Believe The Secret.
After reading it, I was thinking, "wow. my life is so great. I really wouldn't change anything. Pay off debt. That's it. Then I don't have to work, I can be with my kids!"

So I start. I ask. I believe...I fill out my universal bank check. I start slowing down taking jobs so I can gently fade out of the business that I own so I'm not gone on weekends. Total Bliss.

Turns out, my business COSTS us money now that we're married. no child credit. We make too much.

I feel like I manifested the wrong way! What do I do?

I feel like I manifested the wrong way!

Home, weakling - differentiate wisely.

(And please take your spamming friends with you.)

What do I do?

'Kay, ya get a truck. A biiiiig truck. And about ten thousand dollars worth of beetles. Then every time ya walk over a sewer grate or a manhole cover, or a hole in the ground, ya drop a beetle down. Oh, and you'll have to convert the truck ta run on beetles, too. *flicks tongue*

I couldn't tell if that one was an ad or some sort of existential crisis.

does anyone no how to make my bot learn how to talk all he sais is im a newborn and i cant's speak

You have to enter in your own responses. Read the Book of AI.

I'm not getting any transcripts for "Ililiyira". For the first five people who will send me one, I will exhange a transcript of me chatting for a comparable length of time with a bot of your choice.

are you ok?

Does any1 here know how to make bots learn to talk?

im seriosly confused, i looked at the the book of A.I. but its all balberish to me I DONT GET IT

Try just reading the beginners section. Then go and play with your bot's language center and see what works. After a while, go back and read again. It will make more sense in time.

Greyhound/six-pack: Do a couple of basic keyphrases, things that someone might say to your bot in a conversation meeting them for the first time like "What is your name" or "how are you". Come up with a few things your bot can say back for each. Once they're in, test them by talking to your bot to make sure they work correctly. Then change the xnone keyphrase to come up with a few things that your bot might want to start a conversation about or tell us about itself. Then chat. Take note of the things you find yourself wanting to say back to it. They are the things that need to go into other keyphrases. Once you get into that sort of routine, you'll have the basics.