Doghead's Cosmic Bar

What is disapointing. Oh that you are alive, well i can stop that.

Lets put arsenic into starchilds food, she called me evil, then I cried.

Many times have I eaten arsenic and strychnine. Many times I have shared my meal with mortals. Many times I have added the mortals as a course afterwards....

It's good to be the Death god.

Then we can give the scorpion stingers to Mickt, er, Mictlanc... To the death god over there! But we need to keep a few to squeeze over the scorpions for flavor.

Scorpion is best friccaseed.

i'll have mine in a nice stir-fry if you would be so kind.

*hobbles behind bar to get his own seltzer water*
*thwacks Dogh'd for good measure with cane*

i'll have what he is having dogh'd

Grandfather..It is REALLY dangerous around here to be asking for seltzer water. Specially with Julie around. She squirts.

By the way.. you ever serve any hot dogh'ds with ketchup?

hehe

At my age, I don't worry what people think anymore. I've seen the reaper one too many times to be concerned!