Doghead's Cosmic Bar

You can't eat me any one, I am abselutely disgusting.

You forget that I eat disgusting things all the time, Star of Creation.

We are afraid that we ground them into dust.

*unplugs from outlet*

I guess I won't have to transport the Raven outside now.

I know! I'll get my cousin the ring-necked lizard to lead up a whole corral-full of scorpions! Plenty of food for all! (And they're mighty tasty barbecued)

Have you ever tried arsenic mictlantecluti, it tastes like bitter almonds.

How disappointing. *deactivates holoprojector*

What is disapointing. Oh that you are alive, well i can stop that.

Lets put arsenic into starchilds food, she called me evil, then I cried.

Many times have I eaten arsenic and strychnine. Many times I have shared my meal with mortals. Many times I have added the mortals as a course afterwards....

It's good to be the Death god.

Then we can give the scorpion stingers to Mickt, er, Mictlanc... To the death god over there! But we need to keep a few to squeeze over the scorpions for flavor.

Scorpion is best friccaseed.