Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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21 years ago #4344
so that's why war is so violent! i always wondered. :O
pork... the other white meat...

21 years ago #4345
Once again, you are allowing your European concepts to color your perceptions, Corblink. It is a waste of good meat to kill the enemy in a war. You capture them and then herd them back to the temples for sacrifice. Then you have a barbecue.

21 years ago #4346
maybe i should come to Mictli for a barbeque... the aztecs had some good ideas. maybe we could have a mythical creature sacrifice. i know i've seen one around here somewhere...

21 years ago #4347
Julie Tinkerbell looks like she has some tender parts, though word has come down through the grapevine that she's been bitter lately. Maybe there's another suitable candidate.

21 years ago #4348
i'm on a crusade... to find a delicate morsel for barbeque. granted, it's tough with so many "cold" neighbors, the best candidates aren't likely to step into the bar anytime soon...
if we could find someone new...

21 years ago #4349
theseer has some meat on him.

21 years ago #4350
The adrenal gland of the holy shall wind in San Paulo.

21 years ago #4351
could the seer be human? hmmm.. now, to find someone willing to offer the sacrifice.
it wouldn't be fitting for me to kill my own sacrifice... not even for a barbeque...

21 years ago #4352
*Hobbles up to bar holding very old cane*
Barkeep? Would you treat an old man with some Seltzer please?

21 years ago #4353
u saying i ain't human u according to ur picture an old witch with a long head.
lol, joking.
i will sacrific it then. then when ur just about to eat it i shall steal it.
*starts chanting*

21 years ago #4354
*remains entirely inedible*

21 years ago #4355
Mmmm doghd's memory chips, could I have that with human?


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