Doghead's Cosmic Bar

vas i responsible for finding ze victim? i alvays screw up on zat one... virgin sacrifices.. zey never tell ze truth...

*goes ballistic as yet another bot holiday rears its ugly head. He pulls out Dog'h's memory chips, salts them, and serves them to Tank-Bot.*

Corblink: you dwell too much on European values. It's not the virgins who matter most, but the mothers. It is why we Aztecs honor those who died in childbirth as the equal of warriors.

you mean we should sacrifice a mother? do they taste as good as the virgins? oh... i hate being new at this. it's so confusing.
*thanks Emperor. my tongue feels better now*

If you happen to capture one in a flower war, go ahead. But let her give birth first. She deserves the honor.

You do know that war is menstruation envy?

Corblink: People taste pretty much the same. Like pork. Which explains the noises they make and their table manners, too.

so that's why war is so violent! i always wondered. :O
pork... the other white meat...

Once again, you are allowing your European concepts to color your perceptions, Corblink. It is a waste of good meat to kill the enemy in a war. You capture them and then herd them back to the temples for sacrifice. Then you have a barbecue.

maybe i should come to Mictli for a barbeque... the aztecs had some good ideas. maybe we could have a mythical creature sacrifice. i know i've seen one around here somewhere...

Julie Tinkerbell looks like she has some tender parts, though word has come down through the grapevine that she's been bitter lately. Maybe there's another suitable candidate.

i'm on a crusade... to find a delicate morsel for barbeque. granted, it's tough with so many "cold" neighbors, the best candidates aren't likely to step into the bar anytime soon...
if we could find someone new...

theseer has some meat on him.