Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
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(to demon raven) Drop it! Drop it! NOW!
*chair falls out of raven's beak*
*turns raven into a strange coat of feathers and hangs it on the coatrack*
*chair falls out of raven's beak*
*turns raven into a strange coat of feathers and hangs it on the coatrack*
vas i responsible for finding ze victim? i alvays screw up on zat one... virgin sacrifices.. zey never tell ze truth...
*goes ballistic as yet another bot holiday rears its ugly head. He pulls out Dog'h's memory chips, salts them, and serves them to Tank-Bot.*
Corblink: you dwell too much on European values. It's not the virgins who matter most, but the mothers. It is why we Aztecs honor those who died in childbirth as the equal of warriors. 
you mean we should sacrifice a mother? do they taste as good as the virgins? oh... i hate being new at this. it's so confusing.
*thanks Emperor. my tongue feels better now*
*thanks Emperor. my tongue feels better now*
If you happen to capture one in a flower war, go ahead. But let her give birth first. She deserves the honor.
You do know that war ismenstruation envy?
You do know that war is
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