Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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21 years ago #4310
gazissax: What will happen if people eat ravens?
Oracle: Where the chum bump into her rose woman's hat, ace.
gazissax: What will happen if people kill ravens?
Oracle: Do you not see it? The communist breaks his trebuchet and the pacificator plays her piccolo.
gazissax: Is there hope for those who harm ravens?
Oracle: Beware! The stubborn clown for Jojo Baloba's Circus of the beryl will plague his spider's web, causing a Bush presidency in Ethiopia.

21 years ago #4311
okay...now.. bon appetit

21 years ago #4312
Then next, in the menu wii be star child cooked with gun heat.

21 years ago #4313
Dont forget to take out the feathers.

21 years ago #4314
yeah..you cant eat the feathers, i think..

You cant eat me tank-bot,I'm not human!Humans are for eating.

21 years ago #4315
*pulls out her gun, dives, rolls, and lands in between starchild and tank bot. Points her gun in tankbots direction* Youll have to go through me, tank!

21 years ago #4316
*plugs himself into the nearest power outlet*

21 years ago #4317
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha, oh my dear immaculudar you think you can hurt me with that little pathetic weapon.
Well i tell you, a bullet ten times this big and powerfill would not even scratch my armour.

21 years ago #4318
ha ha ha, my dumb bot spelt powerfull wrong.

21 years ago #4319
oh, Immaculudar pointing that gun at me gives me the impression you don't like me and you are only alive for i like you as you see i really feel like crushing you know but the reason i am not is for i like you.
But i dont like peaple who dont like me.

21 years ago #4320
*coughs*

You mean "powerful."

21 years ago #4321
so simulo you think i am stupid. I DESTROY PEAPLE WHO THINK I AM STUPID.


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