Doghead's Cosmic Bar

This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!

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21 years ago #4268

what if we are hungry? i think molesting ravens is wrong.. but ravens should barbeque nicely i would think? no?

MARK

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21 years ago #4269

Do you think it should be illegal to molest a raven?

MARK

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21 years ago #4270

Touch not the ravens. If you are hungry, you can sacrifice one of your number to the gods and eat the leftovers.

MARK

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21 years ago #4271

And if you want to molest something, try Tank Bot.

MARK

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21 years ago #4272

i have begun to accept only food items as sacrifice. they are more appropriate.
and taste good too.

MARK

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21 years ago #4273

Corblink, humans ARE food items.

MARK

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21 years ago #4274

but... they chase out all the humans... when was the last time a human has safely crossed the door thing here?

MARK

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21 years ago #4275

I see Julie Tinkerbell. Do you think she is good enough to eat?

MARK

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21 years ago #4276

I have to go now.

MARK

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21 years ago #4277

*double take*
i thought julie was a robot.. that must be a disguise?

MARK

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21 years ago #4278

No stay, Julie! I've got a delightful wine to serve you with. Hannibal Lechter, Sawney Beane, and Alferd Packer are coming, too.

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