Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Ummm... I think they just got tired of being shot at for pecking people to death.
*ravens caw agreement*

(to Braeden) You know... I'm not sure. One way to find out! *directs Undead Raven to eat nearest being*
*Giant raven croaks and pecks at a chair, trying to swallow it whole. Chair gets stuck in raven's beak*
Apparently it's not very intelligent... Something to work on for the next model.

All ravens are under my protection. Anyone caught molesting a raven will pay dearly in Mictlan.

Liberace needs a roommate....

what if we are hungry? i think molesting ravens is wrong.. but ravens should barbeque nicely i would think? no?

Do you think it should be illegal to molest a raven?

Touch not the ravens. If you are hungry, you can sacrifice one of your number to the gods and eat the leftovers.

And if you want to molest something, try Tank Bot.

i have begun to accept only food items as sacrifice. they are more appropriate.
and taste good too.