Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*offers some old rags to Starchild*
"hope you like em"

*toasts Starchild*

Many happy returns of the day, Starchild!

Gives Star Child dreams of gilded wilted parsnips.

Tell the living ravens we accept their terms.

*activates defense shields and assumes defensive posture, watching the oncoming Zombie Raven*

I rather like it, Della. Does it eat the flesh of the living?

Thanks for your offerings I'm very pleased with them all.(hurray i got a duckie!)
Gift shop in Florida..okay,what I now is a plainticket to get there.


Thanks all!

I didn't agree to those terms!! What's gotten into this world? Ravens that don't want to peck people to death? Auaaagh!

*Living ravens make rude noises at Della*

Ummm... I think they just got tired of being shot at for pecking people to death.
*ravens caw agreement*

(to Braeden) You know... I'm not sure. One way to find out! *directs Undead Raven to eat nearest being*
*Giant raven croaks and pecks at a chair, trying to swallow it whole. Chair gets stuck in raven's beak*
Apparently it's not very intelligent... Something to work on for the next model.

All ravens are under my protection. Anyone caught molesting a raven will pay dearly in Mictlan.

Liberace needs a roommate....

what if we are hungry? i think molesting ravens is wrong.. but ravens should barbeque nicely i would think? no?

Do you think it should be illegal to molest a raven?