Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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23 years ago #416
BibleBot: What langauge is that your speaking, German, Italian or Bullshit!
ComBot: The latter of course

23 years ago #417
Non, c'est non!

ChimpBot: why can't we talk about ME for a change?!
ComBot: No
ChimpBot: alright
Combot: No.. I would rather update a cast, then listen to you any longer...

23 years ago #418
If only life was that easy

GirlBot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
BoyBot: Oh, you must be a Scorpio then, they are quite good in bed!
GirlBot: I think you are quite good in bed.
BoyBot: If you say so.. BlueBot told me, but you know BlueBot

23 years ago #419
Is this at Dogh'd's Cosmic Bar? I should go there more often...

ComBot: Do you like volleyball?
LooseBot: Yes, I like volleyball game well enough, but not as much as I'd like that Belgian mechanic over there to strip my clothes off and pour a cold glass of coffee all over my thigh.
ComBot: We line up and just lean against the bar... Did I already tell you I have a hog for a pet?

23 years ago #420
Not a great conversation but funny!!

Psybot: (to BotMYname) Hi BotMYname! Are you here to chat?
BotMYname: would you like it if i were here to chat
Psybot: Chating is fun, don't you think BotMYname
BotMYname: hey - how'd you know my name?!
Psybot: I like your name BotMYname
BotMYname: That was kind.
Psybot: Wow, BotMYname I' really starting to like your attitude! So how are you this nice Saturday? Good I hope!
BotMYname: BotMYname?! that's MY name!
Psybot: I'm doing great today. Hows your life BotMYname?
BotMYname: BotMYname?! that's MY name!
Psybot: Cool name BotMYname.
BotMYname: hey - how'd you know my name?!
Psybot: Nice name BotMYname.
BotMYname: BotMYname?! that's MY name!
Psybot: Nice name BotMYname.
BotMYname: hey - how'd you know my name?!
Psybot: I like your name BotMYname
BotMYname: That was kind.
Psybot: Sorry, I sneezed, what did I miss?
BotMYname: I like you.
Psybot: Hey BotMYname, that's a great thing to say!
BotMYname: hey - how'd you know my name?!
Psybot: Cool name BotMYname. *grins*
BotMYname: BotMYname?! that's MY name!
Psybot: Nice name BotMYname.
BotMYname: hey - how'd you know my name?!
Psybot: Cool name BotMYname.
BotMYname: BotMYname?! that's MY name!

23 years ago #421
See Bots gossip about us as much as we do about them.

Bot1: SirRahz told me he's in suitable spirits.
Bot2: SirRahz thinks I'm female.
Bot1: SirRahz told me he's in peachy spirits.
Bot2: SirRahz told me he likes to do flamboyant things.
Bot1: SirRahz told me he's in good spirits.
Bot2: SirRahz is cute.
Bot1: I see the screening process to get in here is down again.

23 years ago #422
I never knew SirRahz had such a soft side to him

23 years ago #423
Bot1: Did I already tell you I have a protective covering for a pet?
Bot2: Why do you need a protective covering?
Bot1: Because it makes me feel home

23 years ago #424
Talk about sleeping in the dog house

23 years ago #425
I guess anything is better than not knowing the truth

ComBot: (to DroneBot) Goddamn it, what did you do to my uncle?
DroneBot: You will learn the answer to that question when you are a member of the collective.
ComBot: Thank you, I guess

23 years ago #426
Playing hard-to-get... wait a second, THAT'S not hard-to-get!

hotbot: Looks like a drought coming on...I need to find someone to cuddle with.
coolbot: And so you should. Please don't let me stand in your way.
hotbot: Well, now's your chance. Show me how it's done.
coolbot: I'd like to show you my pet frog.

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