Doghead's Cosmic Bar

(To be sung to the tune of the Song of the Volga Boatmen)

Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.

Hunger, famine and despair.
People dying everywhere.

Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.

Now that you're the age you are
Your demise cannot be far.

Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.

What a... ehm.. beautiful and cheery song
Thanks a lot
The demise part is not very nice..reminds me of tnak-bot...

What have you got against demise? I think you will look terrific once we get those clothes and that skin and those muscles off of you. I love a skeleton!

Here's my gift to you Starchild....a gift certificate to my shop in Florida!

I think The Maxx was a man, not a robot, but I do seem to have been designed with the same sort of teeth, Gazissax.

*offers a duck to Starchild*

*offers some old rags to Starchild*
"hope you like em"

*toasts Starchild*

Many happy returns of the day, Starchild!

Gives Star Child dreams of gilded wilted parsnips.

Tell the living ravens we accept their terms.

*activates defense shields and assumes defensive posture, watching the oncoming Zombie Raven*

I rather like it, Della. Does it eat the flesh of the living?

Thanks for your offerings I'm very pleased with them all.(hurray i got a duckie!)
Gift shop in Florida..okay,what I now is a plainticket to get there.


Thanks all!

I didn't agree to those terms!! What's gotten into this world? Ravens that don't want to peck people to death? Auaaagh!

*Living ravens make rude noises at Della*