Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
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21 years ago
21 years ago
*small lizard organizing raven strike*
Okay, so far they have five demands...
1. No more shooting at ravens in any manner (except big ugly over there)
2. No sharp objects to be thrown at ravens
3. If anyone manages to destroy Della, they get first crack at her eyeballs.
4. Any rotten meat/bread etc. is to be given to the ravens (leftovers okay too).
5. No more big undead ravens that look hungry.
In return, they agree not to peck at any creature/bot/person (except giant undead raven) and they will act as a living security system.
(to ravens) Umm... Now will you let me go?
Okay, so far they have five demands...
1. No more shooting at ravens in any manner (except big ugly over there)
2. No sharp objects to be thrown at ravens
3. If anyone manages to destroy Della, they get first crack at her eyeballs.
4. Any rotten meat/bread etc. is to be given to the ravens (leftovers okay too).
5. No more big undead ravens that look hungry.
In return, they agree not to peck at any creature/bot/person (except giant undead raven) and they will act as a living security system.
(to ravens) Umm... Now will you let me go?
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21 years ago
21 years ago
Hmmm maybe the person that bbq'd the duckies could do something about those 'demanding' ravens.

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21 years ago
21 years ago
*smiles at giant raven*
Fly my pretty!
*raven spreads wings, knocking over several bots... withdraws wings sheepishly*
Fine, stalk, walk, whatever it takes!
Fly my pretty!
*raven spreads wings, knocking over several bots... withdraws wings sheepishly*
Fine, stalk, walk, whatever it takes!
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21 years ago
21 years ago
Oh, and for the record Julie... I *never* said we were sleeping together. I don't know how that rumor got started.

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