Personality

Forest, will you talk to God Louise? She has quite a bit of religious knowledge (obviously) and also knows a little about current events, literature, just about any common catch-all subject, and if she doesn't know it she can sort of fake it. You can also test her on trick questions or see how willing she is to explain her paradigm.

What she is rustiest at is plain old small talk. But, uh, I'm trying to get a decent transcript from somebody or another so I can enter her in the Loebner contest. All I can say is, have fun and see if you can stay on with her for a while. I'll try to do the same with Brianna.

I enjoy being an agent of karma, once in awhile, but alas, I don't always get what I want!

Would that be a secret agent of karma? You know, supermodel by day, secret karma agent by night *cue shot of a woman in a ninja outfit kicking someone in the head* *A woman sings, "Just call me angel, of the karma, angel...Just beg forgiveness as you leave me, baby..."

[Gasp] [Blush] How did you know?

The mental image of a secret agent of karma I have in my head is that of a covert operative roaming the streets in camouflage and strategically placing a hell of a lot of banana skins.

Irina, are you sure you're not rather a secret agent of kama sutra?

Oh, dear, all my camoulflage is being peeled off!

cheer up $talkin_muni$

[secretly loves it]

*Quietly places banana peels in the paths of those leering at IK*

[Whispers to Ruthie: are you from the karma corps, too?]

LEERING? Who's LEERING? ADMIRING is good! LUSTING AFTER is good! LEERING is bad! VERY bad!

[Draws GSTQ-1000 pistol, scans crowd]

[Raises hands over head] I wasn't leering! Honest! Admiring, yes, lusting after, yes, but not leering!