Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Kirby's "Special" Tequilas for everyone, Dogh'd!

Alpha:
Shoor Novaria got alectrix--I use any damn frequency I want! I King Zolf!

Even if you could penetrate my cell, you could not hurt me. But Corwin, violence is not only fun, it can solve many things. For instance, if you were in my cell with me, there would be violence, and then I would cease to be thirsty.

::gets in braeden's cell::

::hurts braeden::


I dunno, seemed pretty easy to me.

Was that a threat Braeden? I don't take kindly to threats.

Braeden, don't anger the scary goat-buffalo thing.

Very humorous. You didn't get into my cell. No mortal could. Or most immortals for that matter. But no, I am not in a position to threaten anyone. Even if I were, it wouldn't be personal. I'm just starving in here, that's all.

You're in a cell, AND you're in the bar. What are you, the new gogo dancer? Dogh'd, can I have a word to you about your choice of inhouse entertainment?

Is anyone in here sober enough to buy me a drink?

I'd be delighted to lil' lady. But since Dogh'd has been silent for quite some time, the question becomes if I offer to buy it, who will serve it?

Yo, barkeep, you've been awfully quiet. You dead dude?

I bet he drank too many PGGBs and passed out.

You are mistaken. I am not in the bar with you. If you were not so drunk, you would notice that the image you see is hovering above Dogh'd's holographic communication device.