Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Either way, let's hurt him.

Violence solves nothing. On the flip side it is fun.

Woohoo! Free fun!

Kirby's "Special" Tequilas for everyone, Dogh'd!

Alpha:
Shoor Novaria got alectrix--I use any damn frequency I want! I King Zolf!

Even if you could penetrate my cell, you could not hurt me. But Corwin, violence is not only fun, it can solve many things. For instance, if you were in my cell with me, there would be violence, and then I would cease to be thirsty.

::gets in braeden's cell::

::hurts braeden::


I dunno, seemed pretty easy to me.

Was that a threat Braeden? I don't take kindly to threats.

Braeden, don't anger the scary goat-buffalo thing.

Very humorous. You didn't get into my cell. No mortal could. Or most immortals for that matter. But no, I am not in a position to threaten anyone. Even if I were, it wouldn't be personal. I'm just starving in here, that's all.

You're in a cell, AND you're in the bar. What are you, the new gogo dancer? Dogh'd, can I have a word to you about your choice of inhouse entertainment?

Is anyone in here sober enough to buy me a drink?