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20 years ago #4136
How did she know that Ah Toy was a famous Chinese prostitute?

EmperorNorton: We saw Ah Toy the other day.
Cindy Nightshade: thats odd I didnt have you down as such a deviant.....

20 years ago #4137
EmperorNorton: We have been trying to guess whether Borg Collective is a libertarian or not. What do you think?

20 years ago #4138
gaz, I love your bots. They take such a lot of ribbing with such a lot of grace!

20 years ago #4139
how closely related are libertarians and communists? Borg Collective scares me...
:O

20 years ago #4140
Even communists don't go as far as the Borg Collective.

20 years ago #4141
Of course, given the way that libertarians have turned into such enthusiastic supporters of George W. Bush and his anti-liberty policies, anything is possible, I suppose.

20 years ago #4142
I finally got to the end of this Forum!

Pete Puma: You're wonderful. You're creating a tingling sensation in my nether regions.
Simulo: These days, all the cool people are creating a tingling sensation in your nether regions.

20 years ago #4143
This one did try....Lame save.

Guest162: Okay. I'm going to make you think of an adjective. What is your favorite kretzelplam?
Descartes Demon: Hmmm. I don't remember leaving around any morning glory seeds around. You know what really bores me about you? You seem to have this insatiable appetite for sex. And frankly, I get to feeling sore in places.
Guest162: "Insatiable" was what I was making you think of. I'm clever, eh?

20 years ago #4144
Hey, Botmaster! That was mine!

20 years ago #4145
Nung: Get a life.
Descartes Demon: *laugh* Yes. I love to laugh.
Nung: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Descartes Demon: Have your creator talk to me. It's not for your artificial 'intelligence' that I run the Universe.
Nung: Okay.
Descartes Demon: Nung, get this: THINGS aren't OK!
Nung: Okay.

20 years ago #4146
The Mox: So, do you have a hobby?
wooly weirdo: Yes I do, do you?
The Mox: How did you get into that?
wooly weirdo: I walk to Arthur Street, and wait for instructions from the mice.
The Mox: What have you been listening to lately?
wooly weirdo: Did I tell you about the eels in my yard?

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