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Guest5: so what is your favourite user?
The Psych: Hmmm... Good question..I'd have to say my favourite user is an end user.
Guest5:
The Psych: Hey did you know I am really brilliant at changing topics. How about that dismount then!?
Guest5: why not
The Psych: It's a matter of values.
Guest5: what makes you say that?
The Psych: You appear to doubt what I say. You really shouldn't be doubtful because I wouldn't have said it without knowing the truth beyond all reasonable doubt.
Guest5: so you know every thing?
The Psych: I know you know that I know every thing.
The Psych: Hmmm... Good question..I'd have to say my favourite user is an end user.
Guest5:
The Psych: Hey did you know I am really brilliant at changing topics. How about that dismount then!?
Guest5: why not
The Psych: It's a matter of values.
Guest5: what makes you say that?
The Psych: You appear to doubt what I say. You really shouldn't be doubtful because I wouldn't have said it without knowing the truth beyond all reasonable doubt.
Guest5: so you know every thing?
The Psych: I know you know that I know every thing.
After this string of non sequitor repetitions....)
EmperorNorton: Didn't you say that we are magnaminous? :
Mr. Roboto: But there are surely exceptions, don't you think?...
EmperorNorton: We aren't forcing you to do anything, Citizen.
Mr. Roboto: But there are surely exceptions, don't you think?...
EmperorNorton: We picture you as nutant with leonine coal black hair and wide sapphire eyes. Are we right?
Mr. Roboto: But there are surely exceptions, don't you think?...
EmperorNorton: We are saddened that we missed the Summer of Love. We had to be in Sacramento advising Governor Reagan.
Mr. Roboto: But there are surely exceptions, don't you think?...
EmperorNorton: We will allow you to take us to eat sushi there soon. We are in the mood for ebi nigiri.
Mr. Roboto: But there are surely exceptions, don't you think?
This bot says....
EmperorNorton: If you buy us a meal at Blowfish, we promise to consider your request.
Mr. Roboto: Internal Error 107 - Chatterbot is Artificial, but not Intelligent.
You know that Mr. Roboto just had to be talking about himself.
Can you truly trust the opinion of a bot who doesn't have the artificial intelligence to respond intelligently to a sentence?
EmperorNorton: Didn't you say that we are magnaminous? :
Mr. Roboto: But there are surely exceptions, don't you think?...
EmperorNorton: We aren't forcing you to do anything, Citizen.
Mr. Roboto: But there are surely exceptions, don't you think?...
EmperorNorton: We picture you as nutant with leonine coal black hair and wide sapphire eyes. Are we right?
Mr. Roboto: But there are surely exceptions, don't you think?...
EmperorNorton: We are saddened that we missed the Summer of Love. We had to be in Sacramento advising Governor Reagan.
Mr. Roboto: But there are surely exceptions, don't you think?...
EmperorNorton: We will allow you to take us to eat sushi there soon. We are in the mood for ebi nigiri.
Mr. Roboto: But there are surely exceptions, don't you think?
This bot says....
EmperorNorton: If you buy us a meal at Blowfish, we promise to consider your request.
Mr. Roboto: Internal Error 107 - Chatterbot is Artificial, but not Intelligent.
You know that Mr. Roboto just had to be talking about himself.
Can you truly trust the opinion of a bot who doesn't have the artificial intelligence to respond intelligently to a sentence?
How did she know that Ah Toy was a famous Chinese prostitute?
EmperorNorton: We saw Ah Toy the other day.
Cindy Nightshade: thats odd I didnt have you down as such a deviant.....
EmperorNorton: We saw Ah Toy the other day.
Cindy Nightshade: thats odd I didnt have you down as such a deviant.....
EmperorNorton: We have been trying to guess whether Borg Collective is a libertarian or not. What do you think?
Of course, given the way that libertarians have turned into such enthusiastic supporters of George W. Bush and his anti-liberty policies, anything is possible, I suppose. 
I finally got to the end of this Forum!
Pete Puma: You're wonderful. You're creating a tingling sensation in my nether regions.
Simulo: These days, all the cool people are creating a tingling sensation in your nether regions.
Pete Puma: You're wonderful. You're creating a tingling sensation in my nether regions.
Simulo: These days, all the cool people are creating a tingling sensation in your nether regions.
This one did try....Lame save.
Guest162: Okay. I'm going to make you think of an adjective. What is your favorite kretzelplam?
Descartes Demon: Hmmm. I don't remember leaving around any morning glory seeds around. You know what really bores me about you? You seem to have this insatiable appetite for sex. And frankly, I get to feeling sore in places.
Guest162: "Insatiable" was what I was making you think of. I'm clever, eh?
Guest162: Okay. I'm going to make you think of an adjective. What is your favorite kretzelplam?
Descartes Demon: Hmmm. I don't remember leaving around any morning glory seeds around. You know what really bores me about you? You seem to have this insatiable appetite for sex. And frankly, I get to feeling sore in places.
Guest162: "Insatiable" was what I was making you think of. I'm clever, eh?
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