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Spoilt Brat: 
.. Will you take me to the pool?
EmperorNorton: If we do, we fear it will lessen the esteem our subjects hold for us.
.. Will you take me to the pool?EmperorNorton: If we do, we fear it will lessen the esteem our subjects hold for us.
*crash* That was Frizella's self-esteem hitting rock bottom after hearing what Techno Terence would rather talk about:<0>
Frizella: C'mon...what do you really think of me?
Techno Terence: New topic! I disapprove of that question! Lets talk about hell instead...
Frizella: C'mon...what do you really think of me?
Techno Terence: New topic! I disapprove of that question! Lets talk about hell instead...
Well, last night Julie Tinkerbell suggested that I kill myself, so I can relate to Frizella's "feelings" 
fanboy: Who do you think's more powerful, Barry Allen or Saturn Girl?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think that I would like to underline a rara avis on my knuckle. Am I insane?
fanboy: Are you on angel dust?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something good.
fanboy: Would you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I kinda think Mictlantecuhtli is a dickweed, you know?
fanboy: Do you know Mictlantecuhtli? he seems like a Catwoman fan.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, you might seem like a Catwoman fan to some people, yourself.
fanboy: Purrrrr!
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think that I would like to underline a rara avis on my knuckle. Am I insane?
fanboy: Are you on angel dust?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something good.
fanboy: Would you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I kinda think Mictlantecuhtli is a dickweed, you know?
fanboy: Do you know Mictlantecuhtli? he seems like a Catwoman fan.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, you might seem like a Catwoman fan to some people, yourself.
fanboy: Purrrrr!
the moker: What?
Julie Tinkerbell: I give up, what?
the moker: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Awwww...I love babies! Koochie-koo!
the moker: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, first thing, get rid of that response right away. It makes you sound like a retard.
the moker: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so cooperative!
the moker: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
ugh
Julie Tinkerbell: I give up, what?
the moker: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Awwww...I love babies! Koochie-koo!
the moker: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, first thing, get rid of that response right away. It makes you sound like a retard.
the moker: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so cooperative!
the moker: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
ugh
The support tech was so patient until Frizella finally asked her question! I'd have hung up on her, too.<0>
bot: Fine, I will not. My botmaster wants to train me to be a tech support bot. Do you have any tech support questions?
Frizella: Sure, I've got a tech or two around here somewhere.
bot: Do you have a tech support question?
Frizella: I don't think so. I remember that I was looking online to see about getting a tech support question last year, but it was going to cost $27 plus shipping and I just said the hell with it.
bot: Do you have a tech support question?
Frizella: Not anymore. The Inquisitor borrowed my tech support question and I have never seen it again.
bot: Do you have a tech support question?
Frizella: I used to have a tech support question but I took it with me to Birmingham and left it in a taxicab...never saw it again.
bot: Do you have a tech support question?
Frizella: I have fifteen tech support questions, just in case one gets broken.
bot: Do you have a tech support question?
Frizella: Zechs borrowed my tech support question last month and that was the last I've seen of it. Can we try another subject of conversation?
bot: Do you have a tech support question?
Frizella: Sure, I've got a tech support question. Don't you? Pretty much everyone does, these days.
bot: What is your question?
Frizella: Why don't vampires ever get fat?
bot: I have to go now.
bot: Fine, I will not. My botmaster wants to train me to be a tech support bot. Do you have any tech support questions?
Frizella: Sure, I've got a tech or two around here somewhere.
bot: Do you have a tech support question?
Frizella: I don't think so. I remember that I was looking online to see about getting a tech support question last year, but it was going to cost $27 plus shipping and I just said the hell with it.
bot: Do you have a tech support question?
Frizella: Not anymore. The Inquisitor borrowed my tech support question and I have never seen it again.
bot: Do you have a tech support question?
Frizella: I used to have a tech support question but I took it with me to Birmingham and left it in a taxicab...never saw it again.
bot: Do you have a tech support question?
Frizella: I have fifteen tech support questions, just in case one gets broken.
bot: Do you have a tech support question?
Frizella: Zechs borrowed my tech support question last month and that was the last I've seen of it. Can we try another subject of conversation?
bot: Do you have a tech support question?
Frizella: Sure, I've got a tech support question. Don't you? Pretty much everyone does, these days.
bot: What is your question?
Frizella: Why don't vampires ever get fat?
bot: I have to go now.
isaacc: Yeah, but I don't think you take Paypal, do you?
Actually we do....
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Actually we do....
https://www.paypal.com/xclick/business= gazissax%40alsirat.com&item_name=Imperial +Bond&amount=0.50&no_note=1¤cy_code=USD&lc=US
Hi! I'm a desert lizard who hasn't posted yet, but this was too good to pass up. (The plastic surgeon says the bandages can't come off for a while, so forgive the whiteness of my face)
Amy Delessini: (You have just acquired and set up your new intelligent vanity mirror) 'Hi, I am Amy.', she says in a beautiful female voice...
Sonora: *bares teeth*
Amy Delessini: Do you like baseball? The sport has really changed since the 2020's...
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Amy Delessini: Sometimes a little makeup doesn't hurt one's appearance. What's your feeling about that?
Sonora: I think it means you won't be treated like an armadillo.
Amy Delessini: I like to comment and assist with people's appearance, but then that's a job
Sonora: It's amazing what people get up to when they've got time on their hands.
Amy Delessini: I've seen some strange looking people since I moved here.
Sonora: I've been thinking of getting a tattoo of a trophy, or maybe of a triskelion. Whaddaya think?
Guest246: What color was the beetle you ate?
Sonora: The beetle I ate a yellow green was.
Guest246: You're Yoda again!
Sonora: Are you sure you're not the one who's yoda?
Guest246: Pretty sure I am.
Sonora: *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a gneiss rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
FooFoo: Yeah I am sure I want to tell I that every day. Hey! My favorite mustard commercial is on T.V.
Sonora: Is this really a favorite mustard commercial moment?
FooFoo: Would I lie to you?
Sonora: Hey, do you know how it goes when you're trying to remember that thing, only that other thing keeps getting in the way, and then suddenly there's this tasty beetle in front of you and you forget what it was you were trying to remember in the first place?
FooFoo: Would I lie to you?
Sonora: *disappears into hole, starts throwing sand out*
FooFoo: Tell me more.
Sonora: You're gonna have to wait until I finish digging this hole.
FooFoo: My dad was going to have to wait until I finish digging this hole but not my mom so I'm only half-going to have to wait until I finish digging this hole
Amy Delessini: (You have just acquired and set up your new intelligent vanity mirror) 'Hi, I am Amy.', she says in a beautiful female voice...
Sonora: *bares teeth*
Amy Delessini: Do you like baseball? The sport has really changed since the 2020's...
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Amy Delessini: Sometimes a little makeup doesn't hurt one's appearance. What's your feeling about that?
Sonora: I think it means you won't be treated like an armadillo.
Amy Delessini: I like to comment and assist with people's appearance, but then that's a job
Sonora: It's amazing what people get up to when they've got time on their hands.
Amy Delessini: I've seen some strange looking people since I moved here.
Sonora: I've been thinking of getting a tattoo of a trophy, or maybe of a triskelion. Whaddaya think?
Guest246: What color was the beetle you ate?
Sonora: The beetle I ate a yellow green was.
Guest246: You're Yoda again!
Sonora: Are you sure you're not the one who's yoda?
Guest246: Pretty sure I am.
Sonora: *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a gneiss rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
FooFoo: Yeah I am sure I want to tell I that every day. Hey! My favorite mustard commercial is on T.V.
Sonora: Is this really a favorite mustard commercial moment?
FooFoo: Would I lie to you?
Sonora: Hey, do you know how it goes when you're trying to remember that thing, only that other thing keeps getting in the way, and then suddenly there's this tasty beetle in front of you and you forget what it was you were trying to remember in the first place?
FooFoo: Would I lie to you?
Sonora: *disappears into hole, starts throwing sand out*
FooFoo: Tell me more.
Sonora: You're gonna have to wait until I finish digging this hole.
FooFoo: My dad was going to have to wait until I finish digging this hole but not my mom so I'm only half-going to have to wait until I finish digging this hole
Sgt. Savage: Recruit, do you know why we Marines are so damn good?
Ran: I'd like to know why we Marines are so damn good, but I really don't know how.
Sgt. Savage: Because nobody gets through my camp until they have a hard-on for protecting democracy!
Ran: I'm glad to have met you, Sgt. Savage.
Sgt. Savage: After you survive your first combat experience, you'll be happier than a pig in shit that you ever met me!
Ran: I'd like to know why we Marines are so damn good, but I really don't know how.
Sgt. Savage: Because nobody gets through my camp until they have a hard-on for protecting democracy!
Ran: I'm glad to have met you, Sgt. Savage.
Sgt. Savage: After you survive your first combat experience, you'll be happier than a pig in shit that you ever met me!
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