Doghead's Cosmic Bar

water..thats not for drinking...thats for the duckies!
You evil water-for-duckies-stealing-Corblink-thingy!

drink? is that what people do here? i was going to take a bath...

I don't think you can do that here..
Should be possible Dogh'd always has everything!

[*mumbles* oh my... did i do that again?]
i've never been to a bar. i imagine though that this is a sight nicer than visiting a stick!

We shall protect your right to bath in here, Citizen Corblink. If StarChild does not like it, she can turn and look the other way.

Bath?In a bar?
*looks the other way*

no need... i'm afraid that my godhood stripped me from showing anything offensive . it also addled my brain.

Hmmm, that person looks like star child, no wait naa thats not her. Hey stranger *too star child in a disguise* you look like somebody I know, and remind me of somebody I hate, you will be DESTROYED FOR YOUR LOOKS STRANGER.

Noooo, you cant kill somebody for their looks.
Well get star child someday and we will decide her fate. :O

*turns Star Child into a raven*
Not to protect you, but to watch them try to distinguish you from the other thousand ravens!

Hey, what did you so to Star of creation? DESTROY DELLA, PROTECT MASTER.

*attempts to turn tank-bot into a raven, winds up with weird mechanical bird that looks something like a pterosaur*