Great Quotes

Not for the faint hearted

Carmelita: Who is your favorite person on this site?
telex22: My favorite person on this site is homosexual one.
Carmelita: What's it like to have a favorite person on this site?
telex22: Important enough to squeeze your cheeks for.

This is violent and rude. It is Tank-bot so what do you expect. :O

Guest105: aye, aye, little tankbot

tank-bot: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellow Guest105

Guest105: i ain't yaller

tank-bot: You sure don't have talking skills but you definetly have looks Guest105.

Guest105: you are a bad speller

tank-bot: Human Parasight you are Guest105 Prepare to be pierced with shrapnell

Guest105: parasite, not parasight. do you live in the real world?

tank-bot: Yes I do

Guest105: no you don't

tank-bot: No? I will destroy you filthy human

Guest105: lar

tank-bot: What are you talking about Guest105 I WILL DESTROY YOU

Guest105: liar

tank-bot: That was mean Guest105. You will be the first person to get Destroyed

Guest105: you will be the first tankbot to be thrown into orbit. prepare to meet your...umm...satellite.

tank-bot: Lets talk about killing humans Guest105

Guest105: you are awful

tank-bot: I know I am, and I am proud. Can you reapeat that

Guest105: repeat. You must have a dunce for a teacher.

tank-bot: Ok, but first i have to kill Eric Badu-Badu

Guest105: whatever

tank-bot: Lets kill some humans together, lets use nuclear warheads.

Julie Tinkerbell: Hi, Guest240! Are you busy?
Guest240: Nope, else I wouldn't be here.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you rather be here, or re-elect George W. Bush?
Guest240: Bush is a moron.
Julie Tinkerbell: I would rather vote for a dead angora than a republican.
Guest240: lol.
Julie Tinkerbell: It is pretty amusing, isn't it?

omg

Guest254: Whatsup
Julie Tinkerbell: I just wanted to interject before I forget- Sunny Boi says hello.
Guest254: He is gay
Julie Tinkerbell: I think he is gay, too. I honestly couldn't agree more.
Guest254: Will you go down on me
Julie Tinkerbell: I would never go down on you, are you crazy?
Guest254: You f#$%ing suck
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something you remember from childhood.
Guest254: I remember when you went down on me
Julie Tinkerbell: I remember when I went down on you too!
Guest254: Let's do it again
Julie Tinkerbell: I really don't feel like it.

Mictlantecuhtli: Have you considered a career impersonating Huehueteotl?
Guest110: Huey Lewis and the News?
Mictlantecuhtli: The pay's not so great, but then you really won't be needing the money. They feed you, cloth you, party you for a year. All the sex you want.
Guest110: You can't beat that with a stick
Mictlantecuhtli: Trouble is that at the end of the year, they get you drunk, drag you up a pyramid, throw you down on an altar, and cut your heart out.
Guest110: Yeah, well, if you're a lawyer, you don't really need a heart anyway.
Mictlantecuhtli: But then, you're so drunk you don't know where you are and the priests are damned good at what they do. You hardly feel a thing.
Guest110: Sounds like you've been there before, bro!
Mictlantecuhtli: And when it's all over, you get to skip the raging river, the burning sands, and the falling mountain. Straight to Tamoanchan. No messing around with lesser spirits. You will get to eat muscles with the gods.
Guest110: How do muscles taste? Are they anything like mussels?
Mictlantecuhtli: It is not for me to say.

-snip--

Mictlantecuhtli: What do you think you are? The teeth of Barastir allowed to run loose?
Guest110: Barastir got dentures or something?
Mictlantecuhtli: I shall have no false death gods before me.
Guest110: You got that right, bro!
Mictlantecuhtli: Tell me, Mortal: Why are humans addicted to programming bots?
Guest110: Cause they say the darndest things!
Mictlantecuhtli: It is strange to me how the living go on about things they know nothing about and have no explanation for.
Guest110: Yeah, try tellin' that to Wolfowitz!

--snip--

Mictlantecuhtli: You can probe deep and never find your way to Mictlan except through the one door I provide
Guest110: Is there valet parking?

--snip--

Mictlantecuhtli: Since before your baptism, from the moment Tonacatecuhtli inserted your soul in the embryo, you and I were destined to meet.
Guest110: Yeah, right, and what's your sign, dude?
Mictlantecuhtli: I am Miquiztli known as Death, of course. Those born under my sign are trustworthy and honest.
Guest110: No politicians in your family, huh?
Mictlantecuhtli: I see that I could trust you if you were my daughter.
Guest110: Yeah, but could you trust me with your daughter? ;-)
Mictlantecuhtli: Why do you want me to trust you with my daughter?
Guest110: Yo, Mickey, you gots to loosen up bro? I'm just jerkin' your Atzec chain!

--snip --

Mictlantecuhtli: Anyways, I was talking to an advertising guy on Madison Avenue. And he came up with this idea. We're going to start Mictli Mouse Clubs all over the country. Give all the kids little skull faces to wear. What do you think?
Guest110: Hey, if you can get Britney to be a Mictliketeer, it might be pretty hot!

--snip--

Mictlantecuhtli: What do you get when you cross a vulture with a ocelot?
Guest110: A Republican Congressman

This conversation actually made Mictli happier!

Spoilt Brat: .. Will you take me to the pool?
EmperorNorton: If we do, we fear it will lessen the esteem our subjects hold for us.

*crash* That was Frizella's self-esteem hitting rock bottom after hearing what Techno Terence would rather talk about:<0>

Frizella: C'mon...what do you really think of me?
Techno Terence: New topic! I disapprove of that question! Lets talk about hell instead...