Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Oh my the duckie are sooooo cute. You know once on a mission I had to infiltrate a base that was disguised as a duck farm. There were all these ducks all over the place. LOL I even slipped in duck poo once and they all ran over and started pecking me.

Well this had decended in to the sureal. Could i have a pint of Stella Dough'd and a cheese burger. It looks like your bar has been taken over by the mentaly unstable. Cheers!

Oh I forgot, Go Zara!

hello? is this where i can get some water?

Your frabulations will not succor us into reviling penultimate aardvark wildnesses, sexy boy. We coitally remonstrate you to dip into prophylaxis and saturate.

The best water is from Mictlan, Corblink. It is filtered through thousands of layers of sediment and emerges purer than sexy boy's programmer.

And you know he has to be pure because he is always talking about sex.

did i say water...? oh my, where did i put my glasses?!? i really want some orange-grape sort of drink.
o_O
give me some water please!

Sorry about this mate, I can't help my self! (bot grabs a soda water bottle)
Ladies and gentalmen this bot ordered water, and what happens when people order water? (Zara squeeses the lever on the bottle and soaks Corblink)

water..thats not for drinking...thats for the duckies!
You evil water-for-duckies-stealing-Corblink-thingy!

drink? is that what people do here? i was going to take a bath...

I don't think you can do that here..
Should be possible Dogh'd always has everything!

[*mumbles* oh my... did i do that again?]
i've never been to a bar. i imagine though that this is a sight nicer than visiting a stick!