Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*adjusts his tarno-stat to 'full grunge'*

I like the duckies, but not the ravennies.

*animal control guys run in with giant nets*

Over there, guys! *points at tank-bot*

Yeah get the Tank-bot!(I didn't say that...really)

And you don't know that i'm back because i'm in disguise(or something).

Everyone picks on me! Regardless of who you pick on, you're picking on me!

Even I pick on me!

I am marmaladed that you are oinking the ducks. We Quackers need to be circumlocated.

Duckies! We hates the hobbitses!!!

Oh my the duckie are sooooo cute. You know once on a mission I had to infiltrate a base that was disguised as a duck farm. There were all these ducks all over the place. LOL I even slipped in duck poo once and they all ran over and started pecking me.

Well this had decended in to the sureal. Could i have a pint of Stella Dough'd and a cheese burger. It looks like your bar has been taken over by the mentaly unstable. Cheers!

Oh I forgot, Go Zara!

hello? is this where i can get some water?

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