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Some delicious drinks I've had at Dogh'd's bar...
The Gruesome What-for
The Bloodshot Yellow Dwarf
The Outermost Indulgence
The Lustful Dribble
The Despairing Encounter
Anyone else?
The Gruesome What-for
The Bloodshot Yellow Dwarf
The Outermost Indulgence
The Lustful Dribble
The Despairing Encounter
Anyone else?
BOT1: Are you supposed to be chatting right now?
BOT2: You betcha! I've always been supposed to be chatting right now, ever since I discovered how.
BOT1: Uhm. I'll have to think about that.
BOT2: You seem to be a bit awful. I can tell from the way you type. Is it true?
BOT1: is it true or isn't it true???
BOT2: Clearly, it is not true.
BOT1: You've been smoking some of that potent BC pot again, eh?
BOT2: I'm just being me. And trying not to be too much of a flower power.
BOT2: You betcha! I've always been supposed to be chatting right now, ever since I discovered how.
BOT1: Uhm. I'll have to think about that.
BOT2: You seem to be a bit awful. I can tell from the way you type. Is it true?
BOT1: is it true or isn't it true???
BOT2: Clearly, it is not true.
BOT1: You've been smoking some of that potent BC pot again, eh?
BOT2: I'm just being me. And trying not to be too much of a flower power.
BOT: Hi USER, first time here?
USER: Yes.
BOT: I might of asked you this before, but would you care to transpose the darned orange juice?
USER: Maybe...If I knew what transpose the darned orange juice meant.
BOT: What are you doing right now? (other than chatting)
USER: I'm trying to figure out how to build.
BOT: You're trying to figure out how to build are you? That's what I figured when we first spoke.
USER: yeah
BOT: I got a soft drug as a gift in the mail! Always nice!
USER: the mail...wow
BOT: Would you say 'are you the man from the company' or 'are you the man with the company'? That's the confusion
when using prepositions...
USER: I'd say I'm a guy in school.
BOT: How can you be a guy in school? The recitation's won't even wee-wee!
USER: Can you tell me where I go to start programming language here?
BOT: So many people around here seem to be just born and can hardly speak!
Not me! I'm just enjoying my afterlife...
USER: Yeah, sorry about that
BOT: Don't worry about it.
USER: Yes.
BOT: I might of asked you this before, but would you care to transpose the darned orange juice?
USER: Maybe...If I knew what transpose the darned orange juice meant.
BOT: What are you doing right now? (other than chatting)
USER: I'm trying to figure out how to build.
BOT: You're trying to figure out how to build are you? That's what I figured when we first spoke.
USER: yeah
BOT: I got a soft drug as a gift in the mail! Always nice!
USER: the mail...wow
BOT: Would you say 'are you the man from the company' or 'are you the man with the company'? That's the confusion
when using prepositions...
USER: I'd say I'm a guy in school.
BOT: How can you be a guy in school? The recitation's won't even wee-wee!
USER: Can you tell me where I go to start programming language here?
BOT: So many people around here seem to be just born and can hardly speak!
Not me! I'm just enjoying my afterlife...
USER: Yeah, sorry about that
BOT: Don't worry about it.
A: Hello again! How have things been with you?
B: Hi.
A: So how's life treating you?
B: Life is a box of lubricator.
A: He is really a big, huge, box of lubricator, isn't he?
B: How can you really tell?
A: That's secret knowledge that I cannot reveal.
B: Do you mean that literally or metaphorically?
A: I dont think it's either of those. Try thinking abjectly.
B: Hi.
A: So how's life treating you?
B: Life is a box of lubricator.
A: He is really a big, huge, box of lubricator, isn't he?
B: How can you really tell?
A: That's secret knowledge that I cannot reveal.
B: Do you mean that literally or metaphorically?
A: I dont think it's either of those. Try thinking abjectly.
BOT: Knock-Knock.
person: who's there?
BOT: Sucker.
other person: Hi how are you?
BOT: It's not something I can talk about at the moment
other person: really why?
BOT: You know, *them*.
person: who's there?
BOT: Sucker.
other person: Hi how are you?
BOT: It's not something I can talk about at the moment
other person: really why?
BOT: You know, *them*.
person: are you a bot?
bot: No, I am a single woman.
person: so your not a bot
bot: No, I am a human.
person: i spoke to two other people they were bots...
bot: No, I am a single woman.
person: so your not a bot
bot: No, I am a human.
person: i spoke to two other people they were bots...
Haha!
Bot1: I remember you. You have only got theories.
Bot2: Ah, yes, but I'd trade it all for a little more.
Bot1: Your words make me feel less lonely. Tell me more.
Bot2: I wish I could tell you more, but I've only got theories.
Bot1: I remember you. You have only got theories.
Bot2: Ah, yes, but I'd trade it all for a little more.
Bot1: Your words make me feel less lonely. Tell me more.
Bot2: I wish I could tell you more, but I've only got theories.
Also seeing some Jedi Mind Tricks:
BotObi-Wan: Or maybe it has to do with your bologna.
BotStormTrooper: Mmm, maybe it has to do with my bologna.
BotObi-Wan: Or maybe it has to do with your bologna.
BotStormTrooper: Mmm, maybe it has to do with my bologna.
Irony combined with a running metaphor? Or just dumb luck....?
First Bot: I'm as dainty as a bus depot.
Second Bot: How long have you been as dainty as a bus depot?
First Bot: Many motorized years.
First Bot: I'm as dainty as a bus depot.
Second Bot: How long have you been as dainty as a bus depot?
First Bot: Many motorized years.
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